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1 Chelski 31 80 50
3 Arsenal 31 67 39
3 Manure 31 67 31
4 Everton 31 51 2
5 Liverpool 31 50 13
6 Bolton 31 46 3
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 Henry 40
 Ljungberg 33+2
 Pires 29+10
 Reyes 31+6
 Vieira 35
 Van Persie 13+20 6
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Arsenal in shock win!

The Arsenal won for the first time in two games and what with the speculation of all the off field antics, Ashley "The best left back in the world™' Cole joining Chelski in the summer and José Antonio Reyes wanting to go back to Spain... who would of thought it.

The Arsenal came out firing on all cylinders and wrapped up the game within 30 minutes. Arsenal legend and current manager of Aston Vanilla and best mate of Bobby Pires, David O'Leary must of been wondering what hit his team. If anyone thought The Arsenal were going to be suffering any hangover from the defeat of Manure - well they were very wrong, the Arsenal showed passion and fight. With Thierry Henry netting his first goal for over five years, a goal from Camp Freddie and an absolute stunning three man move and goal from Chelski bound Ashley Cole - that was enough to sew up the game. It was over as a competition after half an hour and most of The Arsenal then took it in turns to have tea and biscuits whilst Aston Vanilla mustered some kind of attack.

The 'new look' Arsenal - reinstalled the mentalist German keeper Jens Lehmann and even Edu got a chance to see if his number 17 shirt still fitted. The pairing in defence of the young Senderos & 'Le Oak' Pascal Cygan worked a treat as well. It might be a case of the pressure being off so we're playing 'proper' football again - but if that's the case - we'll have some of that. Oh and some geezer called Angel scored for the Villa.


Chelski to be docked points?

The Manure sponsored F.A. have begun investigations against the Russian mafia backed Chelski into the alledged 'tapping up' of Ashley "The best left back in the world™" Cole. If found guilty all they will probably face is a slapped wrist rather than a firing squad. Talk of docked points is a bit far fetched as recently Aston Vanilla got into trouble for tapping up England hot-shot ? James Beattie - and all they received was a reprimand... ooh - the sarf London lottery winning chavs must be shaking in their boots as they look to buy their first championship for near on two century's.


60 second round-up

Dennis Bergkamp is eyeing another year at The Arsenal... Bobby Pires has been left out of the French squad again, this time the French genius will miss pitting his wits against the vikings of Sweden... Sol 'The Rock' Campbell will be out for 2 weeks due to a twisted ankle.... that's about it!



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