Whoop here it is

Unless you have been living on Mars or in some cave in Dagenham - then you will all know today is the 'biggie'. Manure are back at Highbury for the first time since the infamous rigged match at Old Shiteford. The Manure put an end to our 49 maych unbeaten run by fielding 13 players and by diving and kcking lumps out of The Arsenal - with José Antonio Reyes coming in for some specialist treatment.

It will be interesting to see which approach those northern monkeys will take, will it be physical or will thay actually play football? This is a game Patrick 'Le Boss' Vieira needs to grab by the balls. The Boss has been playing well in the last couple of game (excluding the Bolton farce) and will need to put in a sterling performance. As we all know we can pretty much kiss this championship goodbye, however this is still a must win game as to who will finish runners-up to the Russain mafia back Chelski.

The game will be fast and furious - do not take your eyes off for one minute.

Saint Wenger says Cole is committed

No not to a mental institution but to The Arsenal cause. Saint Wenger believes Ashley 'The best left back in the world™' Cole will give 100% and the rest whilst wearing the red and white of The Arsenal. He also stated "Ashley said he is fed up with that story, he is completely committed to the club and he doesn't want to know about it. You must know what you want to make of your life. At the moment, it's all Chelsea hype".

It is still not known whether the reports stating the young Ashley met up with the Chelski gangsters is true - it could be a goes seeing as it was an 'exclusive' in that world reknowned and always correct 'news'paper The News of the World.

Much Edu about nothing

The injury prone fake passport waving Brazillian Edu has had to eat humble pie as Valencia wouldn't pay The Arsenal the going rate for a Brazillian international.

Pennant  off to Brum

Jermaine 'I blew it big time' Pennant has been packed off to Birmingham City - well that's if he isn't banged up before his 'big move' after admitted to drink driving for the second time in 18 months - good work fella.

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Sol 'The Rock' Campbell has revealed he would like to end his career in Spain or Italy....that's it!