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Get your Blades out

In what has to be described as far from a rip roaring tie - yesterday saw Sheffield Utd dump West Ham out of the FA Cup on penalties and now face The Champions at Highbury on Saturday. Neil Warnock the big trapped Blades manager will be looking to put one over on us as we beat them a couple seasons back in the semi finals, in the game which saw David 'jolly northerner' Seaman make that amazing one hand save when it looked for all purposes to be in.

Watch this space for Warnock to stir up stuff prior to the match... whoa.. hold the press - NEWS JUST IN.. Neil Warnock wants League ref for F.A. Cup here for story - now that didn't take long did it?


Ryan 'I'm not confused' Giggs to appear in panto

Not sure if any of you Gooners saw the northern Monkey Manc Derby on Sunday. But the funniest thing had to be either Cristiano Riverdance taking half an hour to take all his bling off and Ryan 'Window Twankey' Giggs appearing in tights and we here thought all northern monkeys were 'real men'. Our roving northern reporter confirms the young gorilla chested one will be putting his talents into the as yet untitled sequel to the Mel Brooks classic - Men in Tights, although we have been told the working title is 'Twats in Tights'.


No way José - you're going nowhere

Prank caller victim José Antonio Reyes has been told by Saint Wenger that if he wants leave to he has to only 'knock on his door'. But Wenger insist Reyes isn't for sale and that he and the rest of the coaching staff at The Arsenal want to make Reyes one of the best players in the world. After which he added that the young Reyes chose to move abroad and should now show some balls or as he officially said 'show mental strength'.


60 second round up

King Henry has stated that he wants to finish his already glorious career with the gunners and has stated his desire alongside Bobby Pires for Ashley "The best left back in the world™" Cole to stay with The Arsenal... Kolo 'Thou shalt not pass' Toure is back from his three match ban and will no doubt go straight into the team to face Chrystal Palace.... Sol 'The Rock' Campbell is a possible absentee from the first leg match against the Bavarian beer boys - Bayern Munchich



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