Team songs
Who's the team
Hello, hello we are the arsenal boys
One nil to the arsenal
Arsène wenger's red army
Arsène's magic
Who's the team?
Who's that team they call
the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boy's in red and white,
and where fucking dynamite,
and (whoever The Scum manager is this month) mother is a
whooooooooooore!
Hello, hello we are the arsenal boys
Hello, hello, we are
the Arsenal boys!
Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys!
and if you are a Tott*nham fan,
Fuck off or you die,
Cos we all follow the Arsenal!
One nil to the arsenal
To the tune
of "Go west" By The Per Shop Boys song to liverpool
fans
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal!
(repeat)
Arsène Wenger's red army
Arsene Wenger's red army!
We hate tott*nham!
Arsene Wenger's red army!
We hate tott*nham!
(repeat)
Magic hat
To the tune
of "Grand old duke of york"
Arsène Wenger's
magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the double
He said - 'I'm 'aving that!!
Piss taking songs
Stand up
Are you tott*nham...?
Stand up
To the tune
of "Go west" By The Per Shop Boys song to liverpool
fans
Stand up if you've got a job,
Stand up if you've got a job
(repeat to fade or can't be *rsed)
Are you tott*nham...
sang
to any team who play.. er.. like Tott*nham or sang to
the Mets 'finest'
Are you tott*nham in disguise
Are you tott*nham, are you tott*nham, are you tott*nham
in disguise
Are you Tott*nham in disguise
(Repeat to fade or can't be *rsed)
Scum songs
The
wanky Tott*nham hotsp*r....
Where's your captain gone?
Running round tott*nham
The wanky Tott*nham
hotsp*r....
the wanky Tott*nham Hotsp*r
went to rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tott*nham Hotsp*r
went to rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tott*nham Hotsp*r
went to rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said..... f*ck off!
Where's your captain gone?
To the
tune of 'Hey baby'
5-6-7-8 hey - hey y*ddo - you
SCUM
We wanna knooo-ow where your captains gone
5-6-7-8 hey - hey y*ddo - you SCUM
We wanna knooo-ow where your captains gone
Foreskin song
To the
tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain'
We'll
be running around tott*nham with our pricks hanging out
tonight
we'll be running around tott*nham with our pricks hanging
out tonight
Singing I've got a foreskin
I've got a foreskin
I've got a foreskin haven't you
Players song
03 Ashley Cole
07 Robert Pires
08 Freddie Ljungberg
09 José Antonio Reyes
10 Dennis Bergkamp
14 Thierry Henry
15 'Cesc' Fabregas
23 Sol Campbell
03 Ashley Cole (The best left back
in the world™)
To
the tune of 'Gold' by Spandau Ballet
Ashley Cole, COLE
Always believe in your soul,
You've got the power to know,
You're indestructible,
Always believe in...
...and repeat
07 Robert Pires
Su-per,
Super Rob
Su-per, Super, Rob
Su-per, Super Rob
Super Robert Pires
08 'Camp' Freddie Ljungberg
To the tune of "Too good to be
true"
We love you Freddie, cos you've got no hair,
We love you Freddie, cos you're everywhere,
We love you Freddie, cos you're arsenal through and through
09 Antonio José Reyes
To the tune
of "Olé olé olé"
Olé olé olé olé.... José...José
Olé olé olé olé.... José...José
10 Dennis Bergkamp
To the
tune of "Winter Wonderland "
There's only
one Dennis Bergkamp,
There's only
one Dennis Bergkamp,,
Walking along, singing this song,
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland.
The crowd favourite and infamous chant
We got Dennis Bergkamp..
We got Dennis Bergkamp..
14 Thierry Henry
To the tune
of "The piranhas" by
John Hark
Tie-er-ri, Henry, Tie-er-ri, Henry boom
Tie-er-ri, Henry, Tie-er-ri, Henry boom
Tie-er-ri, Henry, Tie-er-ri, Henry boom....
15 'Cesc' Fabregas
To the
tune of "Volare"
Fab-regas oh oh oh,
Fab-regas oh oh oh,
He's only eighteen,
He's better than Roy Keane
23 sol campbell
To the
tune of "TBC - some tune by
Bad Manners (we think)"
Do-do-do-do Sol's a Gooner,
Do-do-do-do Sol's a Gooner,
Do-do-do-do Sol's a Gooner,...
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