A game of two halves
The Arsenal continued they're dominance of the North London
derby against The Scum in what was a spanking contest.
Tottenham were cheeky and smug enough to believe they would
get something out of this one and even had the audacity
to take the lead through Ledley 'You'll never be as good
as Sol' King. This game was the nearest Spurs have gotten
anywhere close to beating The Arsenal in what is an embarrassing
six year wait. They tried everything including getting
the mighty midget Jermaine Defoe to stamp all over mentalist
keeper Jens Lehman earning himself a yellow card into the
bargain and even getting their a few gypsy fans to pelt
our German keeper. It hasn't been confirmed what ballistics
were thrown from the crowd however a story reporting it
was £1 coins is well wide of the mark.
In what truly was a game of two halves, with Spurs narrowly
edging the first half. The Arsenal who must of had something
stuck in their half time cup of teas came out storming
and showed Spurs the way. Super sub Bobby Pires, who does
love scoring against The Scum continued his one man crusade
and struck in the 77th minute with a sweet goal to quieten
down the Shite Hard Lane massive. The Arsenal should of
won the game near the death as Lord Persie had an effort
saved by ferret fancying, pie eating Yorkshireman Paul
Robinson. So honours even in the 150th clash between North
London's between finest oh and Spurs.
Sol's Solid Crew
Sol 'The Rock' Campbell was involved in a couple of tasty
incidents, one resulting in one of the Spurs players to
get all tarted up and wear a head band. The stand in Arsenal
captain held the defence firm in what was some decent play
by Tottenham and some even better play acting especially
by Mido. The crowd who seemed to be the stand-by crowd
for pantomime season booed and hissed his every move, however
The Rock didn't let that effect his all action style, as
mentioned before clipping two scum players which were fair
challenges. A few of the Spurs supporters got slightly
carried away with the occasion and had a pop at the big
fella after the final whistle, one gypo was arrested and
according to Spurs officials will face a years ban from
watching football or more to the point will be forced to
watch Spurs reserves and first team, or is that the same
thing?
Jol-ly Fat man not happy
 More
on the Spurs game. Martin Jol-ly van Fatman is said to
be furious with Sol Campbell's challenges on two of his
fairy players. In between eating meat pies the
fat Dutch coach spluttered "I'd like to teach my players
how to do that. He (Campbell) goes up for the ball with
his arm up but it is a professional game. You saw the same
thing with Newcastle at Grimsby in the week but
all we can do is let the referee make the decision."
Get the gimp
The Bank of Chelsea coach José 'Money' Mourinho seems
to be on what Adrian Mutu was on before he done the off.
In what is the strangest comments since French country
boy and all round philosopher or is the b*ll sh*tter Eric
Cantona went on about sardines and trawlers, José Money
has called Arsène
Wenger a 'voyeur'. In a secret
London location the Portugeezer slipped into his favourite
gimp suit and said in this exclusively gleaned report "I
think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes
to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they
are at home, they have a big telescope to see what happens
in other families. He speaks and speaks and speaks about
Chelsea. It bothers me because the guy is speaking all
the time. We never speak about them." The Money man continued
with his insane ramblings but we wont publish it here as
it's more incoherent than Sir Alex 'Ol 65% Proof Nose'
Ferguson after a few bottles of Buckfast.
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round-up in 60 seconds or less...
Not Forlan: Ex Manchester USA Red Sox
player Diego Forlan, him who took nigh on 30 matches to
open his goal account and that was a penalty is claiming
The Arsenal are after him. The Uruguayan who somehow is
knocking them in for fun in Spain in this exclusively gleaned
report from the News of the World said "I have heard
there is interest in me and that Arsenal have been to watch
me. I don't know what has been said but there has been
some contact and we will have to wait and see what happens."...
Cup news: The Arsenal have drawn Championship
side Reading in the next round of the Mickey Mouse Cup,
which is nice... Bentley mouthing
off again: Former young gun David Bentley has
once again taken time out again to speak of the high regard
and esteem he holds Arsenal Football Club, not. The
youngster who is plying his trade at northern monkeys
Blackburn Rovers who didn't quite get a look in on the
first team is banging on again about his lack of chances
and has said in this gleaned report "I don't consider myself
an Arsenal player anymore even though I am still contracted
to them."... that's it for now... au reviour mon amis...
Keep it locked.
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