On your marks.. get set.. here we go...
In what will be the first of many, the highly regarded,
never inferior bit of tat that calls itself a 'news'paper
has thrown down the gauntlet to all others. The Daily Express
has 'officially' become the 'Thierry Henry wants to leave
Arsenal' 'news'paper. This startling bit of reporting
has left the likes of The Current Bun, The Star and The
Mirror firmly in the shade.
The Daily Express, which is the non-thinking mans Daily
Mail, (how much of an arse would have to read that?) has
reported King Henry will leave The Arsenal as he has confided
in the infamous 'close friends' scenario. None of these
so call 'close' friends were quoted or in fact interviewed
by the paper, only a doodle of them were found after the
'reporter' got bored of his crayons after thinking up possible
'exclusives'.
Black cats mauled
'Little' Arsenal gave Sunderland a lesson in football
in the Carling Cup on Tuesday night when they caned the
northern monkeys 3-0. The Wenger boys who's average gage
was 12 years old got three second half which were
scored by Emanuel Eboue and Robin van 'Lord' Persie who
cracked a brace.. ouch!
A massive
thank you and the key to the City of London will be given
to Alan Curbishley who became the saviour of football after
mighty Charlton dumped The Bank of Chelsea out of the next
round with a famous 5-4 penalty shoot out victory, which
is nice. However always gracious in defeat José Money said
the South East London team were 'lucky'.. boo hiss!!
The draw will be held on Saturday lunchtime, where The
Arsenal will probably draw Manchester USA for the tie of
the round, you know how those weighted balls behave.
T-shirt comp and the winners is....
 Derek
Morgan! Del boy from Cambridge wins this marvelous
t shirt - well done Gooner.
Another t-shirt contest coming very soon. Remember you
can have a butchers at other delights by the harder than
satan boys, which includes more limited edition Arsenal
players tees at: www.harderthansatan.com
round-up in 60 seconds or less...
Viva la Mexico, The Arsenal will not
be signing Mexican whiz kid Carlos Vela, well not yet. Arsène
Wenger has revealed the player
is a possible addition for the future, but as he's only
18 years old due to EC reasons the youngster can't be signed
up. The likes of Barcelona, Inter and Real Madrid are also
understood to be monitoring the youngster. It's believed
Saint Wenger is very keen to sign Vela as he will near
enough have the full set of nationalities at the club...
Ex Arsenal player and manager George Swindin who
at 90 had a very good innings died yesterday. The former
keeper played 297 times for The Gunners and won a
bunch of silverware including three Championships (more
than any Bank of Chelsea player) and two F.A. Cup medals.
Our best wishes and condolences go to your family and friends...
French football genius that is Michele Platini has said
the Ballon d'Or (that's Golden Ball to you non French speakers
out there) should be awarded to Barcelona bound (!) the
King of the va va voom Thierry Henry, but believes hub
cap nicking thieving scouser Steven Gerrard or Ronaldo
Gaucho De Assis Moreira aka Goofy (that's Ronaldinho to
you and me) from Barca will get the gong.. In an interesting
twist American owned conglomerate Manchester USA Red Sox
are 'allegedly' looking at Ya Ya Touré, brother of Kolo.
It is thought Sir Alex 'Ol 65% Proof Nose' Ferguson is
looking to bolster his fast downhill going side with a
bid for the youngster in the January Sales transfer window..
that's it for now... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked.
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