Sir Pete - We'll show TH14 the money
Big Havana cigar smoking and Arsenal big wig Sir Peter
Hill Wood has said the club will stop at nothing to ensure
captain and all round Mr Nice Guy Thierry Henry remains
at the club past his current contract.
"We have not talked about the offer yet, but it is
fair to say he would become the highest paid player in
Arsenal's history - and deservedly so. We would also have
liked to talk before the end of the season, but it is Thierry's
right to leave it until then. It is his life - but we want
him to stay and he knows that." The cigar chumping
Arsenal supremo said in this exclusively gleaned report.
With Captain Titi leaving it till the summer sales to
discuss his contract, every Barca and his dogg will be
linked to the French star, with every news paper and site
(mostly crap ones) preying on The Arsenal's fans insecurities
into the bargain, which isn't nice.
Reserves have the North London bragging rights
Even a missed penalty to give North London's third biggest
team a chance failed when The Arsenal reserves coasted
to a showboating 2-0 victory over Tottenham. Surprisingly
it was Spurs first loss of the season, at least the read
the script. A team which beforehand was supposed to have
the likes of Dennis Bergkamp and underachieving Bobby Pires
in the side didn't need them as they weren't even on the
team sheet.
Goals from young shots Nicklas Bendtner and Arturo Lupoli
put the game beyond a very average Tottenham team to the
wild delight of the people who traveled to Stevenage Borough
FC to watch another Arsenal victory, which is nice.
What, Ze German's
Arsenal are 'allegedly' tracking German starlets Marcell
Jansen and Stefan Kiessling. 19 year old defender Marcell
Jansen
who plies his trade at Borussia Monchengladbach, is also
being tracked by Real Madrid. However The Monche's want
to tie the young man to a deal, He should take his time
to consider his options. But I would advise him to spend
another three or four years in Gladbach before making his
next career move." said sport director Peter Pander
in this gleaned report.
Likewise Kiessling has been lined up with a new deal from
his club FC Nurnberg. The 21-year-old has impressed this
season with three goals in eight games for the German side.
Kiessling's agent (who else) Ali Bulut confirmed again
in a gleaned report. "Arsene
Wenger has enquired about Stefan," said
Bulut. "But Nurnberg have looked after him very well
and I can only advise him against seeking a transfer."
On researching this story Allgoonerdup.com picked up on
an article which compared Kiessling to England's and Liverpool's
very own 9 foot bean pole, streak of p*ss striker Peter
Crouch, yikes.. he must be good then right?
Walking in an Arsenal Wunderland - last chance
 Harderthansatan the uber cool t-shirt boys have produced
this new t-shirt in homage to Highbury. All you need to
do is answer this simple question. The new stadium is of
course named The Emirates Stadium, but if it was up to
you - what would you call it? Remember the funnier the
better.
Email us the usual address, you'll find it in 'contact
us' or click this link:
Competition ends this week!!
You can check more harderthansatan clobber out, which
includes more limited edition Arsenal players tees at:
www.harderthansatan.com
round-up in 60 seconds or less...
Another award, 'Cesc' has been nominated
in one of the 10 categories for the BBC London Sports Awards,
good luck Gooner... Young Spanish gypsy José Antonio Reyes
is talking up The Arsenal's title prospects against The
Chequebook Champions. "With
the owner they have, they can sign any player they want
in the world. However, we are still calm about things,
we are going to take things at our own pace and try to
catch up with them in the end."... New York rapper
and entrepreneur Jay Z is said to be lining up a move to
buy into the F.A.Cup winners. All the stories are very
vague at the moment, however if the rapper does
sign up - surely we'll have one or two cool tunes for the
boys to run out to. It is not known however if he will
be doing a couple of 'collabos' with the players, much
to Pascal Cygan distress who is said to be a huge rap fan...
The Arsenal are again 'allegedly' in the hunt for Legia
Warsaw's Poland international keeper Artur Boruc who's
spending a year on loan Upnorth at SPL giants Glasgow Celtic,
managed of course by wee carrot topped Gordon Strachan...
that's it for now... sorry bout that not the best update,
baah.. enjoy your day good people.
au reviour
mon amis... Keep it locked |
