Wenger in Henry voting shocker
Fresh after scoring a two goal salvo in the 3-1 against
northern monkeys Sunderland on Saturday The Arsenal captain
and all round Mr Nice Guy Thierry Henry has got the vote
ofArsène Wengerto win the Fifa Player of
the Year Award. Not exactly shocking or exclusive news
we grant you.
King of the va va voom tormented and teased Sunderland
at every opportunity and even managed to place an audacious
overhead kick into his bag of tricks. The shot actually
hit the woodwork but no doubt had the shot gone in, the
video tap would be well worn by the likes of Sky TV and
Match of the Day.
After the match, in this exclusively gleaned report the
wily Frenchman had this to say about The Arsenal's number
one goal scorer:"Thierry would
have my vote and I think he deserves it if you take all
the strikers in the world and their assists and goal scoring
record.
"His goal against the Republic of Ireland made the
difference for France to qualify for the World Cup and
I feel that with his overall contribution to football in
the past five or six years, he deserves it as much as Shevchenko
or Ronaldinho."
More on 'that' spat
The Bank of Chelsea manager and slick Portugeezer José
Money has turned up the heat on his ongoing slanging match
with Saint Wenger. The olive munching megalomaniac, whose
side lost 1-0 over the weekend for the first time in
nigh on 40 months in the Premiership has put his balls
on the line and has continued the feud in his column
in a Portuguese newspaper. Much like a lotto winner the
slick 'Special Case' wrote: "Arsene has shown difficulty
understanding his life has changed."
He continued to
scribe "He is trying to deflect the truth about
the rise of Chelsea. Wenger
is a great coach and an intelligent person but he is having
difficulty continuing the success which made him, with
all merit, a top manager. I admit it can't be easy, but
then he gets to have a go at us. I'm the one who is famous
for being a disturber but I stick to doing my work. Which
becomes a lot easier when you have as much money as Bill
Gates to throw at football stars who would rather pick
up £75,000 a week and sit on the bench than play in the
first team for a half of that amount, muhahahahaha"*
After that the story does get a bit pedestrian and the
least said about the end the better really.
*Some of this story might of been sexed
up a bit, which is nice.
Now King Henry Hails Lord Persie
Fresh from the Highbury love-in last week, hailing everybody
at the club 'fantastic' in particular Thierry Henry, Sol
Campbell and Dennis Bergkamp, Dutch star Robin van 'Lord'
Persie has had the comments returned, with interest by
none other than The Arsenal captain and all round Mr Nice
Guy Thierry Henry. Captain Titi "I don't know if there
will ever be another Dennis Bergkamp. Dennis is Dennis.
I won't even go there.
"Robin can go his own way. He likes more to dribble
and do stuff more by himself, while Dennis will kill a
defence with his passing.
"Without going too far, Robin has everything that
a player would dream of having. He can play anywhere he
wants. It's just up to him. I am not joking about that.
It's down to him and his desire."
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round-up in 60 seconds or less...
Tone talks it up: Mr Arsenal and all
round leg-end Tony Adams believes The Arsenal sold Patrick
Vieira too soon. The former Gunners star defender, who
now books in drinking, gambling and drug taking footballers
and other sports people at his (over subscribed) Sporting
Chance Hotel told a famous red tab 'news'paper "Selling
Patrick may have been a year too early. Maybe he could
have brought the younger guys on. It could have been an
error. Arsenal have an inexperienced squad. A very young
team. Chelsea have got some good ready-made players. It
could be a transitional year for Arsenal."....Paddy
book: Patrick
Vieira, you may remember him from such trophies as three
Premiership ones has revealed in his new book that he would
never play for Manchester USA Red Sox. The Juventus player
midfield enforcer who was linked to the The Bank of Chelsea
slaying Red Devils reveals: "I
never saw myself playing for them. I was well established
with The Gunners, so it would have been the ultimate betrayal." Which
is nice. He also slag's of diving horse face striker Ruud
van Cheatingcoont... The Dutch are
coming: We can reveal from a well known source,
ok we had a look at the SkySports site, that Saint Wenger
was over in Holland having a butchers at the likes of
star forwards
Dirk Kuyt and Romeo Castelen, Egyptian midfielder
Hossam Ghaly, new kids on the block Salomon Kalou and Jonathan
de Guzman. It remains to be seen whether this was a scouting
mission with the January Transfer Sales in mind,, watch
this space....that's it for now... au reviour mon amis...
Keep it locked.
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