Fred's not right...
Arsenal boss manArsène Wengerhas confirmed on AFC TV that SuperSwede™ Freddie
Ljungberg wont feature against northern monkeys Sunderland
for tomorrows Premiership match up. However the good news
is that German mentalist Jens Lehmann will be sporting that
fashionable orange and red number and return in goal after
missing the mid week Champions League game. It is believed
that Camp Freddie's hamstring injury isn't too serious and
he will return after the two week rest for the next game
against Wigan Athletic on the 19 November.
The game against northern monkeys Sunderland who 'Little'
Arsenal beat 3-0 in the Carling Cup a couple of weeks back
will see Captain and all round Mr Nice Guy Thierry Henry
continue his return to fitness and start up front. No team
news (as yet) has been revealed whether Dutch Master Dennis
Bergkamp or Junior Dutch Master Robin van 'Lord' Persie
will get the nod to start alongside Captain Titi.Ashley "The
best left back in the world™" Coleand
Alexander Hleb are still waving their sick notes which
they will be till early December, so the squad will be:
From: Lehmann, Almunia, Lauren, Toure, Campbell,
Clichy, Reyes, Eboue, Gilberto, Flamini, Pires, Fabregas,
Henry, Van Persie, Bergkamp, Poom, Song, Cygan, Senderos,
Quincy, Lupoli, Muamba.
For more stats and info on the game, you can't really
go wrong especially if you have some Friday afternoon time
on your hands have a butchers - The Tail of The Tape between
Arsenal and Sunderland. More playground antics
The Bank of Chelsea manager and slick Portugeezer José
Money has said he will say sorry to The Arsenal coach Saint
Wenger for his 'voyeur' comments, only ifArsène Wengersay's sorry about his comments
regarding The Chavs of Sarf London. He also added if the
wily Frenchman doesn't apologise, it's his ball and he's
going home. But staying on track the money fueled 'Special
Case' declared: "If he is ready
to apologise from Highbury about quotes and quotes about
Chelsea, then I'm ready to do the same.
"But of course it's not a personal thing. The intention
was not to hurt the man, the human being, of course not.
"I have respect for him as a human being as he's
a successful man and nobody has helped him to arrive where
he's arrived. As a manager too. It's the same, he's done
very good things."
This story is set to run and run and run and run some
more. However the Man Utd sponsored F.A. have confirmed
they want this little saga to come to a close before it
gets out of hand and are set to make the two managers kiss
and make up, much in the same manner they made Saint Wenger
and Manchester USA Red Sox's purple faced, sour looking,
whiskey smelling, mad despotAlex 'Ol 65% Proof Nose' Fergusonshake
hands rather than each others necks during the height of
their slanging match. Watch this space. Lord Persie hails 'fantastic' guys
After a bit of a 'troubled' summer to say the least and
then getting sent off against FC Thun for a player jumping
into his boot, Robin van 'Lord' Persie who's sparkled
in recent games has spoken about how the other players
have helped him. Dennis Bergkamp's 'Heir to the throne' is
having a bit of a Highbury love-in and declared "All
the guys have been fantastic - Sol Campbell, Thierry, Dennis;
they are fantastic for me. Being
with those guys will make you better, if you want to. If
you train well everyday and have the right spirit, then
you can be a better player. And also the boss, because
he has been fantastic to me over the past 16 or 17 months."
The young Dutch star also had a few things to say about
one of the greatest players to ever grace the Premiership: "He
plays in the same position as me, but I do not want to
compare myself with Dennis, because I have too much respect
for him, both as a person and a footballer.
"I think he is a great example for me and I am happy
to be around him every day to learn."
Which is nice. Goonerbabe wall
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round-up in 60 seconds or less...
Bigger fish: Despite already securing
The Arsenal's passage to the knock out stages of the Champions
League, Dennis Bergkamp remains wary of what other teams
might have up their sleeve against The Gunners. "There
are still a lot of big names, big teams, in other groups
and we can only see then if we are really a good team"
The Dutchman said... January
Sales: The Arsenal
are 'allegedly' looking to make a move for Lille midfielder
Mathieu Bodmer. The 22 year old starred (so we're told)
in the 1-0 victory against Manchester USA Red Sox and is
rated very highly in his home land... that's it for now...
au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked.
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