On today's show
'Little Arsenal' maul the Royals
A 3-0 spanking saw 'Little Arsenal' beat 'Former Little
Arsenal B team' aka Reading FC in the Mickey Mouse Cup
on Tuesday night with goals from gypsy boy José Antonio
Reyes,
Robin van 'Lord' Persie and Italian sensation
Arturo Lupoli. Reading FC who had a host of former Arsenal
trainees on their books including the Championship Player
of the Year in the shape of Stevie 'Ginger' Sidwell done
well but weren't quite good enough for the F.A. Cup winners.
At this rate we'll have to rename the Mickey Mouse Cup
as it's getting to the serious end of business - cue exit
in the quarter final at the hands of mighty Premiership
slaying Doncaster Rovers, bah! Keeper Manuel Almunia was
named as captain and as the only player over 25 was making
sure the kids didn't have to go to bed too late and not
only that but without their hot cup of cocoa. The Spaniard
was in fine form making a string of saves and he didn't
even throw in a trademark dodgy moment. It was a good night
all round as even Spanish gypsy boy Reyes found the back
of the onion bag to end his nigh on six year goal drought,
which is nice.
A bunch of Golden Balls to that
For the first time in nigh on, well simply ages The
Arsenal captain and all round Mr Nice Guy Thierry Henry wasn't
named as runner-up in the who's got the Golden Balls of European
football, that would be the Ballon D'or then. Barcelona star
player Ronaldinho, with more box of tricks than 40 day/night
living in a box with nothing but water David Blaine was the
newly named championee. Surprisingly it's the first time
the goofy looking one has won the honour which will sit quite
nicely alongside his World Player of the Year he copped off
with earlier in the year.
Saint Wenger in glue admission
With Spanish former giants and 'any Brazilian player The
Arsenal wants to buy we'll nick 'em', Real Geri-atico in
their annual struggle in the league, they have once again
flung some admiring glances towards the North Bank.
In fact they have looked at The Bank of Chelsea coach megalomaniac
José Money and Juventus coach Franko Capello as
well. However The Arsenal coach and wily Frenchman Arsène
Wenger has distanced himself from
the Madrid hot seat making the all Gooners form a collective
sigh of relief.
Real Geri-atico's head honcho Florentino Boutros-Boutros
Perez revealed he is a big fan of Saint Wenger and commented:
(in this gleaned report) "Capello and Mourinho are
two of the best trainers in the world. But there is another
name, Arsene Wenger. I like him very much."
However cue cheering and much celebrating as well as 'yeah
right, jog on mate' As Le Boss responded"That's
very nice of him (Perez) but until 2008, I have glue on
my seat here. My desire is to stay here." Which is
nice.
More on those northern monkeys shirt sponsors
As you know Allgoonerdup is runner a 'Who should
be American owned conglomerate Manchester USA Red Sox's
new sponsors. Today's winner is Joel
Boucher from London, who had us
rolling around with this suggestion:
Delorean
cars... remember
that car from 'Back to the Future?' It was really incredible
when I was little but now its just a pile of sh!t......
much like Manchester Utd now I'd say.
Good work Gooner
Keep sending in your suggestions of who you think
should be the money grabbing and Asian touring Manc's
next sponsor?' Send your answers to: thebloodymancs@allgoonerdup.com
(copy and paste the address into your email client) -
Remember it's just for fun, include your name
with your suggestion to get a mention on the site, would
be rude not to.
As we all know the money grabbing northern monkeys will
stop at nothing to earn more filthy lucre for their piggy
bank and it's been suggested that instead of the team being
sponsored by a sole company individual players will be
sponsored:
Goonerbabe
Do you know any sexy gooners or simply want to put yourself
forward? Well get sending. Let us know your name,
age, where you're from, your favourite player, your favourite
all-time Arsenal player and your favourite drink and anything
else you want to spill. Not exactly Mastermind is it chaps
and chapesses? Email us and attach your pics, it's that
easy. This is the fans section, get cracking - it would
be rude not too.
round-up in 60 seconds or less...
Shut it Beck's: ATM machine and all round
circus in town David Beckham wants Thierry Henry at Real
Madrid... That would be just fab: Arsenal
starlet Cesc Fabregas wants to break into the Spanish World
Cup team. The 18 year old says he's 'dreaming' of being
part of the squad... today's news round has been like Kylie
Minouge covered in sugar - short and sweet.. that's it
for now... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked. |
