Just Champion...
Arsenal record goal scorer Thierry Henry is in line to
make his return in the Champions League game against Czech
side Sparta Prague. The jet propelled forward who of course
missed out in the game against The Scum down the Lane has
been in back in training and hasn't suffered any reoccurrence
of his groin injury. Not so good news for Freddie Ljungberg
though, the SuperSwede™ who
got cramp during the Spurs game will miss out but should
be fit to face relegation fodder Sunderland at Highbury
on Saturday.
Arsène Wengeris already talking up the
game and wants The Arsenal to qualify for the knock out stages
as soon as possible. The wily Frenchman said in this gleaned
report "If we win we know we are already qualified,
and we can reflect on what we do in the next two games. If
needed, one or two players could be rested, and we can be
more relaxed and play a different type of game."
Possible team (from): Lehmann, Almunia, Lauren,
Eboue, Clichy, Campbell, Toure, Cygan, Senderos, Gilberto,
Fabregas, Flamini, Song, Pires, Reyes, van Persie, Henry,
Bergkamp, Owusu-Abeyie.
And in the red corner...
The on going shenanigans between Saint 'Le Voyeur' Wenger
and José 'The Special Case' Mourinho took another twist
yesterday when the Money One revealed he has a dossier
120 pages thick of comments made by Saint Wenger about
his Bank of Chelsea side, has the man nothing to do? The
slick megalomaniac Portugeezer revealed "We
have a file of quotes from Mr Wenger about Chelsea in the
last 12 months - it is not a file of five pages. It is
a file of 120 pages, so we have a very strong reaction."
The Bank of Chelsea coach it's been revealed collects
all the press clippings about him was unavailable for comment
as he had been to the local WH Smiths buying up the magazines
and newspapers so he could read more about himself and
look at the the pretty pictures. However José Money did
add that he wants to end the feud with The wily Frenchman
but slaying said "I accept his next answer being strong
but it is time to stop because if he doesn't stop, we are
there for the fight."
We are awaiting Saint Wenger's classy response in this
latest spat between the managers, However Alex 'Ol' 65%
Proof Nose' Ferguson who holds the title for 'Most Shite
Spoken by a Manager' is all set to lose his crown as The
Bank of Chelsea coach is fast becoming the most nauseating
man in football.
No way José and Kenyon
 The Arsenal money man that is Keith Edelman, you may know
his from such successes as The Emirates Stadium has poured
cold water over Peter Kenyon
(not literally). The Chelsea Village Idiot that is Kenyon's
remarks about Chelsea 'owning' the capital have hit a nerve
with old Keith and he said in this gleaned report "We have,
I believe, a much bigger fan base than Chelsea. It is around
25 million worldwide, with two million in the United Kingdom.
And, with shirt sales, some 80% are in the UK. It is not
my place to comment on what Chelsea say or what they are
planning to do."
In an interview with the Independent,
the former American conglomerate owned Manchester USA Red
Sox and now The Bank of Chelsea chief executive who moves
where the money is claimed there were "no
boundaries" within the capital in attempting to lure
fans away from their local clubs.
The Chelsea Village Idiot also revealed, The Bank
of Chelsea believe they already have 20 million fans across
the world, including five million in Britain. That would
be 23 million fans since buying the title then.
Flamini - the deal was done proper.
The transfer verdict of Mathieu 'The French Ray Parlour'
Flamini being all good and above board by the Court of
Arbitration for Sport (CAS) has got Marseille chairman
Pape Diouf frothing mad. The Frenchman has expressed
his anger at losing Flamini the F.A. Cup holders, despite
being awarded compensation for the young player.
Pape Diouf bleated and sobbed for all who could be bothered
to listen "That
decision questions all the running of French football.
The system that exists today can't go on. Clubs will not
continue to devote huge money to training if any foreign
club can come and pick up our players. The French football
charter has to be readjusted, we are entering a new period."
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round-up in 60 seconds or less...
Rats and sinking ships and all that: Irish
mentalist and career ending knee capper Roy Keane who's
rant about his own team was pulled from MUTV is still going
on about the fast downhill going and declining club that
is Manchester USA Red Sox. The World Cup team leaving player
has had a pop at nearly every one who got spanked by Middlesbrough
including turtle lipped and drug test forgetting
Rio Ferdinand and Fergie love child Darren Fletcher. Have
a look and a jolly good chuckle at what the mentalist had
to say Roy
keane's quotes on the sorry bunch of losers... Have
another laugh courtesy of Nyssie's
Gooner Blog and see
North London's top club's trophy cabinet - I
want one of those to put all our silverware in ... that's
it for now... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked.
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