Barca in 'We want Henry' shocker
As if all the media haven't been falling over themselves
in attempting to sell off Thierry Henry to Spanish champions
Barcelona, now the Catalan giants have 'hinted' they want
the talisman Frenchman. In this exclusively gleaned report
from SlySports Txiki Boutros Boutros Beguiristain has stated
that the Frenchman's 'possible' arrival would not affect
Goofy samba king Ronaldinho or Samuel Eto'o as the trio
could play in the same team, some hint that don't you think?
The Catalan club's technical secretary revealed: "He
is one of the players that would improve the squad here.
If he was to come then that would not mean that Ronaldinho
or Eto'o would have to leave because they could all play
together." The Spaniard also went on to use the old
chestnut that he doesn't like to speak of players who are
under contract to other clubs as it's disrespectful or
we might of just made that bit up.
Oh no, it's a road trip
With The Arsenal not even being able to buy a win on the
road, up comes the trip to second placed Wigan Athletic.
Let's face it, who would of thought the promoted Championship
side would be so highly placed. The northern monkeys bossed
by hub cap nicking, shell suit wearing, thieving scouser
Paul Jewell are of course there on merit and are only six
points off The Bank of Chelsea, who they so narrowly and
so unluckily lost against on the opening day of The Premiership.
With The Arsenal all out of left backs, anyone left footed
who can play in defence who's going to the game, could
do themselves a favour and grab your boots for the train
ride up - chances are you'll get a game. It has been confirmed
that Gael Clichy will be waving his sicknote at least
until the spring, with Burberry wearing celebrity chav
and pop tart dating Ashley Cole out until December. It's
been reported (although not on the official Arsenal site)
that due to the injury crisis that Justin Hoyte might be
recalled from his loan spell from 'it's grim Upnorth' side
Sunderland. No team news (at the time of going to press)
has been confirmed, but you can read up on the stats on
this link courtesy of the Beeb: Wigan vs Arsenal - the
tail of the tape.
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round-up in 60 seconds or less...
Tonight Matthew...: Lille midfielder
and 'alleged' Arsenal target Mathieu Bodmer has been
quoted as saying he wont leave the club before the end
of the season. It's been reported on a number sites that
Saint Wenger wants the midfield kingpin recruited during
the January Transfer Sales... Ciao
Bello?: It's been reported
that The Arsenal right back prize fighter 'Ralph'
Lauren is wanted by Italian giants AC Milan. The Rossoneri
apparently see Ralph as the ideal replacement for the always
smiling, cheeky geezer Cafu... today's news round
has been like a midget covered in sugar - short and sweet..
that's it for now... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked.
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