The badman is Robin

Badboy Lord Robin Van Dick Van Dyke Van Persie saved Arsenal's blushes at the weekend with a last minute equaliser against The Saints. With just seconds to go - Van Persie picked the ball up jinked past The Saints static defence and rifled in a fierce shot to level the contest. Arsenal were very below par - however The Saints who were one place off the basement spot played like their lives depended on it. But how The Arsenal didn't score in the first half is amazing and quite reminiscent to when Blackburn beat The Arsenal two seasons ago 2-1 - when also quite amazingly we had 26 shots and were throwing everything and the kitchen sink at them. The first half saw chances at both ends but the most wasted one would have to be King Henry's penalty miss where the keeper was beaten but not the foot of the post. King Henry did make amends in the second half by tucking in a sweet shot played to him by the Dutch Master. Other than that there were missed chances all over the show before Rory Delap - who had obviously not read the script scored with two headed goals - AGAIN SET PIECES BEING THE ARSENAL'S UNDOING!! but with seconds to spare Lord Persie made sure that the majority at Highbury went home with a smile on their face - but that was reaffirmed seconds later when over the tannoy the 2-0 Portsmouth caning of Manure bought almost cheers as loud as the goal. Click to read the match report.

Ol' 60% Proof Nose to get video evidence on ALL Arsenal games past, present and future.

That old sweaty sock - Ol' 60% Proof Nose is at it again - upset that one of his players Ruud Van Cheatingcoont faces a 2 game ban (cant really count the Mickey Mouse Cup, as he wouldn't of featured in it anyway) he now wants bans for King Henry and The Dutch Master Dennis Bergkamp - for apparent 'stamping' at the game at Old Shiteford on 23rd October. Ol' 60% Proof Nose has supplied the FA with video evidence and labels each stamping case as "....." well we would tell you but no one could understand what that purple faced, wrigley's chewing, pizza wearing mentalist was talking about. It is also alleged that Ol' 60% Proof Nose has collected video evidence of previous games with the Arsenal and is said to be seeking more bans as well as points deduction. One such case is the 1979 FA Cup Final where Ol' 60% Proof Nose has cited a tackle by Alan Sunderland in the 38 minute on Lou Macari with what Ol' 60% Proof Nose says was a sending off offence.. therefore meaning Sunderland wouldn't of been on the pitch to score the winner. At the time of writing allgoonerdup tried to contact Mr Ol' 60% Proof Nose but was told by his spokesman that he was in a corner jibbering incomprehensively about 'that Frenchman, The Arsenal and justice for his players'

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Let's all laugh at Manure!

Manure's recent 'comeback' of getting their Premiership charge back on track (with the help of Mike 'The Manc' Riley) has ended after just one game. So let's all laugh.

Match Review

Well got that one way wrong from Saturday - I said 3-0 to us and back to winning ways. Put it this way I wont be opening my betting shop anytime soon. We didn't play well and from a game which we should of won comfortably we somehow nearly managed to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.