Injuries mounting up
ahead of Saints game

According to the official site, arsenal.com have announced that key players will be missing for the home fixture against The Saints who currently are holding up the Premiership. Sol Campbell is definitely out, Ashley Cole - Best Left Back in the World™ and keeper Jens 'Mentalist' Lehmann are classed as 'doubts'. With Gael Clichy still out injured the defence could well have a new look - with Pascal 'Captain' Cygan possibly making a return to the first team.. anyway read the report here for the full S.P.

Much Edu about nothing (Part 2)

The title we liked we had to use it twice

Brazilian Samba star Edu has spoken out about the inaugural pizza and soup throwing competition incident at that northern monkey stadium - Old Shiteford.. anyway you can read what he says about it here. We'd just be repeating it.. but in short - something happened.. great!

The game against The Saints - my verdict

Even with all the key injuries ahead of this clash The Arsenal should start another winning run. It is of course a top versus bottom clash and could be a potential banana skin. However The Saints don't look like they could score in a brothel with that diving pikey fat scouse kid or on a night out with that freebasing, 100% Columbian loving, heroin snorting and now football club-less Adrian Mutu.

I can honestly say I don't see The Arsenal losing this one. All Gooners know that The Arsenal can play a lot better than they did against Manure - albeit without having a bent ref into the bargain would be a bonus. But if we get the defence right (where all the key injuries are) I believe this game should be quite comfortable - but that depends on how The Arsenal respond to their recent defeat and only having won once in two games.

But if I was to predict a score, I would say 3-0 and a return to winning ways, depending on who is fit to play in defence. The only way I see The Saints scoring is from set pieces, especially with their 7 foot 8 inches striker Brett Hemorrhoids.

So lets all hope it's a return to winning ways and we keep that buffer zone of two points (at least) between us and the Chelski Chavs - because the game against them on December 12th is going to be very season defining.