Saint Wenger signs up

The Arsenal manager Saint Arsené Wenger has agreed to a three year extention to his current contract. Penning this new deal will see Saint Wenger be The Arsenal boss until 2008. Which is great news for all Gooners but not so perhaps for José Money or Ol' 60% Proof Nose.

Arsenal in mugging sensation

On the 24th October 2004 Arsenal Football Club was involved in a  mugging of a grand scale. More than 5 million people are said to of witnessed the incidents - however due to the nature of English law - the culprit 'referee' Mike Riley cannot be charged due to the fact that he's a northern monkey from Yorkshire and probably wouldn't understand the charge put in front of him.

11 man Arsenal play against 14 man Manure

In what was billed as the game of the season (so far), Arsenal played against a team of 14 'men' on Sunday 24th October 2004. No one seemed to notice the referee and his two linesman were wearing Manure clothing during the game. However what wasn't a mystery was the fact that the three extra men on Manure's side didn't fail to give the home team their mandatory penalty or give the opposing team any 50-50 decisions.