Young guns don't go for it

The Mickey Mouse Cup game against Manure started at 19.45 however the Little Arsenal didn't start the game until 19.45 and 20 seconds.. and by that time Manure had struck with what was to be the only goal of the game. Manuel Almunia looking more like Manuel from Fawlty Towers letting in a real soft goal which somehow squirmed over his arm.

In what was pretty much a tame game, Manure playing five across midfield and defending astutely limiting The Arsenal to just ONE shot on target and that was from a freekick. The young team played as well as they could but players such as Lord Robin van Dick van Dyke van Persie and Jermaine Pennant didn't show as much as what was expected of them. Lord Persie gave the media what they wanted when in the second half he tried to block off some Manc youngster with a forearm smash which looked like it would do more damage to Justin Hoyte than the Manc. The Manc didn't like that tickle and responded - but both players got a yellow card into the bargain. That was the only bit of bad blood in a game which was about how football was played and not the bad side of things, although reading and watching different media you got the idea they wanted something bad to happen - such is their sensationalism. Anyway another loss but this time instead of watching the team go down to a goal in the last 20 seconds - we go down quicker than Wayne 'pikey fat kid' Rooney in a geriatric whore house. And so ends Little Arsenal's adventure in the cup but on the showing of their performances in the three cup games it wouldn't come as a surprise if some of them broke into the first team or even had another showing in the F.A. Cup.

Ol' 65% Proof Nose has a pop

That old whiskey smelling, sour purple faced, Wrigley's chewing gob shite Ol' 65% Proof Nose has said that the incident involving the boy Lord Persie should be looked at by The FA, which is of course sponsored by Manure. After the match The Jock was interviewed by Sky Sports and through an interpreter was reportedly to have said "The boy should of gone The FA have to act". We'll see what happens with that, watch this space.

The FA NOT to act in Lord Persie incident

And there you have it - The FA are supposedly not going to take the 'van Persiegate' incident any further - read the story here.

Round up

And here's the news in 60 seconds or however long it takes you to read this section:
Saint Wenger calls Manure tactics in the Mickey Mouse Cup as 'boring' (you're not wrong), Manu Petit is back from injury and is wanted by the football giants of Rotherham (how the mighty have fallen), José Money boss of the south west London scum Chavs of Chelski has said Manure are the chavs main threat for the Premiership crown, (nice to see another manager playing Ol' 65% Proof Nose's game), Jermaine Pennant says he wants to remain at The Arsenal.

Manure match - my verdict - reaction

Well must admit I'm sure even if it was tiddlywinks Saint Wenger doesn't want to get beat by Ol' 65% Proof Nose - but we played our kids against a team brimming with a bit more experience and that showed - hate losing against Manure but in this case it's only the Mickey Mouse Cup.

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