It's 'Little' Arsenal show again

OK so it's another game and another 'Battle of Old Shiteford' between The Arsenal and Manure, this time the contest is the Mickey Mouse Cup. Saint Wenger has named another youthful team with only five players being in their twenties. This tie is bound to be hyped up beyond belief thanks to the media stirring things up. However with the juniors playing there should be more on the pitch action than off the pitch shenanigans. But you can guarentee any minor incident will be blown into major proportions by the media as there's not too many major stories doing the rounds this week. This is probably the only place to read on tonights match without the usual drivel about pizza, soup, the battle of the buffet etc... think we're all a bit tired of all that bull now.

Anyway the squad for tonights game is:

Arsenal squad:
Manuel Almunia, Chris Wright, Robin van Persie, Mathieu Flamini, Philippe Senderos, Jermaine Pennant, Gael Clichy, Justin Hoyte, Patrick Cregg, Johan Djourou, Sebastian Larsson, Arturo Lupoli, Quincy, Frankie Simek, Danny Karbassiyoon,Ryan Smith

Double D has his say

David Dein must of been sleeping with a mic this week because in one week he has made the papers with a few statements - here's the concise versions, King Henry should be World Player of the Year - as he's an exceptional player (but then again so is that Goofy chic-boy looking Brazilian and that Russian KGB Serie A playing bloke), The Arsenal is not in a crisis after no wins in six games and that football coverage has reached saturation point and could end up wrecking the game.

Ol' 60% Proof Nose at it again

Ahead of the 'big cup clash' with The Arsenal Ol' 60% Proof Nose has come up with the first round of mind games that he seems to be playing by himself ever since Kevin 'I'd love it' Keegan bit - as Saint Wenger is much too intelligent for his kidology. That purple faced, sour looking, whiskey smelling jock has said that the lottery winning south west London chavs of Chelski are Manure's main rivals for the Premiership title. The allgoonerdup.com reporter for Upnorth caught up with Ol' 60% Proof Nose to get an insight - but then couldn't be hassled with it as it turned out Ol' 60% Proof Nose was up to his old tricks of mischief making and speaking through his arse again.

Freddie - we lacked bottle

The flamboyant and stylish man that is Freddie Ljungberg has said something all gooners watching the Premiership against Liddypool knew - we lacked fight. That's about it or you can read his comments here.

Pennant in the window for January sales?

It's been reported in the papers as well as some web sites that Jermain 'Bad Bwoy' Pennant is wanted by them slack jawed slow talking mid table loving midland boys Aston Villa who are of course bossed by ex-Highbury Leg-end David O'Leary.

Manure match - my verdict

This Mickey Mouse Cup game should be very lively with Manure's team slightly more experienced than the one The Arsenal will field. It's up for grabs now this one - it's going to be a case of who has the best youngsters and is almost a repeat of the Charity Shield game which The Arsenal won 3-1. Both managers will be eager to get one over the other one and defeat in this Mickey Mouse Cup is not an option. It's going to be tough though but an entertaining game is definitely on the cards.

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