It's nine alive

Well we really needed a win to make sure to progress into the knock out stages, however the other group game between Rosenberg & the bubbles of Panathinaikos ended in a draw, meaning our destiny is still in our hands. The Arsenal didn't start the game too well, going a goal behind, yes to a you know what, ANOTHER fooking set piece. But a classic 'vintage' Arsenal goal got us back in the game scored by none other than King Henry after some excellent build up play.

After the break we came out on fire and it looked a question of 'when' more than 'if' we were going to add to the lead. At 60 minutes I thought we'd do it, it all looked too good but then 10 minutes later it turned on it's head. Ralph got himself sent off, his second yellow was a definite booking but his first one was through his own stupidity by doing that 'continental thing' of waving an imaginary yellow card at the ref to get a player booked - I must admit I hate it when players do that - but I think the ref set him a precedent by booking Ralph, it will interesting to see if other refs punish players for it.. I severely doubt it. Captain 'Le Boss' Vieira was very unlucky to be sent off for a second yellow. I find it amazing that Vieira probably made about two fouls and gets sent off whereas Marco Van Bommel was felling Arsenal players like a woodcutter going through the amazon and yet he was not even on the receiving end of one yellow card. Anyway back to the match, with 20 minutes remaining and down to nine men The Arsenal somehow manage to hang on to a well earned draw, which saw PSV go through as group winners, who would of thought of it? So The Arsenal do it to us again, they leave it late but it's in our own hands. But why do they always do it to us? It's turning me into an alcoholic, not sure about no fingernails I was through to skin and bone last night. you can read the match report here just in case you didn't see or hear about the game.

Special Missing Person Alert

Can anyone who has seen or knows the whereabouts of José Antonio Reyes please contact us. Sénor Reyes was last seen tearing up The Premiership & UEFA Champions League and leaving a trail of defenders in his wake. The police are treating this missing persons case as very mysterious, it is alleged a whiskey smelling jock has been helping police with their enquiries.

PSV coach has a pop at Saint Wenger

Guus Hiddink has had a go at The Arsenal manager Saint Wenger over his supposed 'antics' on the side lines. Hiddink must obviously not seen the amount of fouls Van Bommel made and didn't even get his name taken. Whilst The Arsenal got all the bum deals in terms of the refs decisions.

Saint Wenger has a pop at ref

Saint Wenger has accused the UEFA Champions League match ref Herbert 'Dance the Fandango' Fandel of being biased and of double standards, which comes as no surprise to those of us watching the game. Saint Wenger did however stop short of calling him a cheat, we'll just say the ref must have selective blindness...
the cheating German *&*£@!!

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