Bunch of Arse(s)

This is an Arsenal site - however I don't think I can write any piece today without mentioning the 'monkey morons' from the England vs Spain game on Wednesday night 17th November 2004. Yes it's 2004 and STILL people are going to matches behaving like pathetic morons. This might be harsh but the Al Queda could do us all a favour by throwing another bomb in Madrid, but this time throw it into the stands where these pathetic imbeciles were chanting. Players shouldn't have to run a gauntlet of hate whatever creed, culture or colour. The F.A. have formally complained to their Spanish counterparts and to UEFA and FIFA. We have seen this disgusting behaviour before however nothing previously has been done - and if you're as cynical as us here - I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for some positive action from the footballing authorities.

The less said about the game the better as we were rubbish. Ashley Cole 'The best left back in the world™' had a good enough game but was lucky to be on the field after a fierce two footed challenge on some Spanish player.. not really interested in writing a piece on what happened ON the pitch as there is more to be concerned about OFF the pitch.

Some corners of the The F.A. are quoted as saying that the English players should of walked off the pitch in protest - it would be interesting what FIFA and the money men would do if that was the case - who would be punished, the people chanting or the players? But it would of forced their hand.

We say kick racism out of football.

Cole big on Cesc

Ashley Cole 'The best left back in the world™' has hailed 'Cesc' as a leg-end in waiting for The Arsenal. Basically young Ashley is saying stuff about 'Cesc' we all hope for except he's famous so he gets 'media airplay'. Anyway read his thoughts here.

In a Stack load of trouble

Graham Stack The Arsenal keeper currently on loan to sarf London chavs Millwall has been charged with rape. The alleged rape took place at Stack's sarf east London pad. We say - innocent until proving guilty. read full story here.

Now some good news

Young Arsenal hot shot Jeremie Aliadiere is back on the road to recovering after serious knee injury. The suntanned young starlet picked up the injury during our annual Charity Shield game against those dirrty boys from Upnorth - Manure. read story here.

Taylor fox off to Leicester

Stuart Taylor the reserve team keeper has gone out on a months loan to that hotbed of football activity - Leicester City. He will be of course be joining up with Martin 'Thou shall not pass' Keown. The Leicester boss Craig Levein has been quoted as saying if Taylor is successful he will try and sign him on a permenant basis. Taylor has slipped down the pecker order to be The Arsenal No:1 and has seen his chances scuppered after the signing of Spainard Manuel Almunia.

Defenders link to The Arsenal

Due to our shakey defence and every defender and his dogg being linked to The Arsenal in every paper & website in the free world, we have decided to have a 'who's been linked to us today' section. We can't be arsed to give the various media any airplay or publicity so we will just be listed the player and their respective club.. and the possibility of the move going through... come on - you too can play at home.