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Now Manure want a pizza the
action |
As fate would have it - The Mickey Mouse Cup, sponsored
this month by Carling 'The King of Beers' or something like
that, has thrown up some very tasty quarter final matches.
The 'Little' Arsenal will face Manure at Old Shiteford on
either the 30th November or 1st December in what is the
tie of the round. This match will surely be televised but
The F.A. have stated the match will be refereed in three
minute rounds rather than the standard 45 minutes each way
routine. Surprisingly the three other Mickey Mouse Cup ties
contain some big teams - Chelsea vs Fulham, Liverpool vs
some other North London team, no not Barnet and oh yeah...
and Watford vs Pompey. |
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Old 60% Proof Nose in chuckle shock |
After seeing his near full strength team dispose of
Chrystal Palarse and then draw The 'Little' Arsenal in the
next round of the MMC, Manure manager the purple faced,
wrigley's chewing, incomprehensible, despot - Old 60% Proof
Nose, laughed and said "..........." well we couldn't
quite understand but our northern correspondent helped and
translated the whiskey smelling jock as saying "Oh
The F.A. are going to love that". Old 60% Proof
Nose could even afford a chuckle and smile. He immediately
added that he will field the team that beat The Palarse
as well, leaving no one in doubt he still intends to field
his first team against our 'boys'. |
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Mr Anthony 'Mr Arsenal' Adams resigns |
Better known to his mates as 'Mr Arsenal', Tony Adams
has resigned after just a season and a bit in charge of
Wycombe Wanderers. No one quite knows exactly why, there's
nearly as manly conspiracy theories as who shot JR.. or
is that JFK? All we know here is we wish Mr Arsenal good
luck for the future.
Saint Wenger was quick to point out The Arsenal aren't currently
looking for a coach but you could probably count on the
fact that if TA6 wants to come back to Highbury in some
capacity then he most definitely will. |
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Dead man takes over The Scum |
 The
Scum have probably pulled off the signing coup of the year
by landing the geezer who plays Barry in S'tenders. Now
they can claim they have signed someone rather than 'nearly'
signing someone - even though he's dead, well he's bound
to do a better job of that N17 outfit than any of their
last managers in the last 'whatever' years.
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