...can you fill in the rest of
the caption? Of course you can. 'It is now' was
the immortal words hailed by Brian Moore against
the wheel hub nicking scouser's when St Michael
of Thomas scored with virtually the last kick of
the game in that famous championship winning game
in 1989. It still sends shivers down the spines
of all Gooners. Anyway enough of that nostalgia
stuff, Sunday's game against Liverpool will be a
very important one as both teams race towards Uefa
Champions League qualification. In The case of The
Arsenal automatic qualification is the real desire,
that and finishing ahead of the USA conglomerate
soccer team of Manchester Red Wildcats.
It has been confirmed by the Manure sponsored FA
that even if Liverpool do the unthinkable and beat
AC Milan in the Uefa Champions League final and
finish less than fourth they wont be back in the
competition next year.
OK back to the subject at hand , Sunday! No team
news has been released as yet but we can 'exclusively'
reveal(?) that Thierry Henry and Camp Freddie
will definitely not be playing a part in the game.
The team really picks itself after being so ruthless
in recent weeks. Sol 'The Rock' Campbell will probably
start on the bench as Senderos is showing no signs
of doing a 'Pascal Cygan' and DB10 will be rested
in place of fellow Dutchman Lord van Persie.
With both teams needing wins to make sure of their
respective desires for european qualification, the
game should be open. You never know, Liverpool might
even decide to come out of their half and try to
attack rather than defend from the half way
line, stranger stuff has been known. |
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Saint Wenger tells Real Geri-atico's
to 'jog on' over Reyes |
Arsene Wenger has rolled up his
sleeves and told Real Madrid to forget about signing
radio prank boy José Reyes. Reyes has of
course said on a number of occasions he is happy
at The Arsenal but then spoiling by saying it would
be a honour to play for the former Spanish giants.
However due to recent reports linking The Geri-atico's
to the boy wonder Wenger has said "I have said
many times that I don't buy a player of his age
to sell him one year later. If Real Madrid wanted
to buy him, they could have bought him a year ago.
They can forget it, they can just jog on and tell
them donkey dunking bull running boys to forget
about signing Patrick too"*
*Some of this statement might not
be 100% accurate |
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More on Liverpool |
One of the funniest things we have see on our
travels is this
report on a thieving scouser website. It tells
how the Manure sponsored FA favoured London clubs
in the run up to the Uefa Champions League final
last year. We reckon they're clutching at straws
(and the rest). Think someone needs to tell them
that it's the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, not the 'oh you're
not quite good enough to even finish in fourth place
in your league but you can still enter the competition'.
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OK last bit on Liverpool |
 As
must Gooners would have wanted the northern monkeys
to win against The Bank of Chelsea in the Champions
League semi final, here's a little bit of fun to
make you giggle how the lottery winning chavs
of Sarf West London
went out.
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Senderos is the Official Player of the Month
(Again!) |
Philippe 'the new
Tony Adams' Senderos
is making the 'Player of the Month' tag his own
by winning it for the second time in a row. He recorded
48% of the vote for a land slide victory on the official
Arsenal
site.
The young Swiss Alp, is fast losing his 'new Tony
Adams' moniker and is looking like the 'new Philippe
Senderos' which is nice. Good work Gooner. |
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Heinze aint so full of beans |
Just when you thought he was being too quiet
Manure dictator and despot Alex 'Ol' 80% Proof Nose'
Ferguson spouts off again. However this time it's
good news, the mad jock has said that Gabby Heinze
the Manure left back is losing his fight to be fit
for the FA Cup final. |
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José Money in trouble again (what's new?) |
The Bank of Chelsea manager and all round PITA
José Money is in deep water with Uefa. Just
weeks after doing a stint on the sidelines for a
two game ban, the toys have been thrown out of his
pram again. After the 'controversial' goal which
sealed the exit of The Bank of Chelsea from the
Champions League José is in trouble for saying
the linesman 'scored' the goal for Liverpool.
A Uefa spokesman said "It's unbelievable he
hasn't got the brain to learn from his mistake last
time." |
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Latest news on Tel and Fred |
Hot off the press, ok gleaned from the official
site, it has been confirmed by Saint Wenger at the
latest press conference that King Henry and Camp
Freddie 'could' play a part in the FA Cup Final.
Tel has resumed training whilst Freddie hasn't started
a session as yet. Wenger is hopeful that both his
boys will figure in the last game of the season
against midland giants Birmingham City before pitching
them into battle for the FA Cup Final. |
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round-up in 60 seconds or less.. |
Saint Wenger has confirmed that
he and DB10 will sit down over a nice cup of tea
and some cake to discuss the master Dutchman's future... Sol
Campbell has made it known that he is 'fed up' sitting
on the bench, however excepts he has to bide his
time. Which is just as well seeing that his replacement
Philippe Senderos just scooped the 'Player of the
Month' title after some sterling performances...
Fat Frank Lampard has scooped the PFA Fat Player
of the Year today it has been announced. It was
reported that Fat Frank said he was absolutely 'tucked
up' about winning the award when he heard the news
in his local pie shop... 'allegedly' The Arsenal
will make a £12m raid on FC Stuttgart for
winger Alexand er Hleb... The Arsenal could go Double
Dutch as two potential targets are being trailed
by Saint Wenger. His sights have been homed in on
Salomon Kalou and Gianni Zuiverloon (couldn't make
that up, could you?) who ply their trade for Feyenoord,
the same team we signed Lord van Persie from...
'Allegedly' Juve have made a fresh bid for brazilian
star Edu, who looks more than likely to be playing
for another team next season... that's it Keep it
locked, more news at 11. |
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