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The mystery of the clean sheet
at Highbury Stadium

On Saturday 5th March after the 3 - 0 victory against the Pompey boys, a mysterious clean sheet was found.

It is the first such find at Highbury since October 2004. A team of detectives as well as some archeologists have been brought in in-order to determine that the clean sheet isn't a fake.

The clean sheet was thought to be the stuff of legend, such as the Horse in Manchester which has the body of a man. We shall keep you posted on further updates.

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King Henry ends his 5 year wait for a goal.

The Arsenal came through a potential 'banana skin' tie against Portsmouth at the weekend with King Henry bagging a hat-trick into the bargain. The Arsenal still without the likes of Bergkamp, Reyes, Pires, Campbell, Gilberto and Edu saw of boys of Pompey in fine style. Dr Quincy of Owusu-Abiyie was given his first Premiership start alongside Thierry Henry and he did impress - nearly capping his performance with a goal. King Henry managed to score his sixth hat-trick in the red and white of The Arsenal. It was touch and go as the goal to complete his hat-trick was eventually knocked in by the boot of the keeper after a thunderous trademark free kick. But the boys on the goals panel got it right and The King got to take home a match ball - which is nice. Special shout out must go to the defence who looked comfortable even without Sol ' The Rock' Campbell on the sidelines.. well played Gooners.


177 down 8 to go

The goal machine that is Thierry 'The King' Henry is closing in on Arsenal Leg-end Ian 'Arsenal Legend' Wright's goal scoring record. Ian Wright, Wright, Wright of course scored 185 goals during his hot shot Highbury reign. This now leaves The King in third place in the Hall of Fame goal scoring charts and one goal behind to equal second place Sir Cliff Bastin.

Surprisingly Thierry 'The King' Henry prefers home to playing away as 21 of his 22 goals this season has been witnessed by the Highbury masses.


The Arsenal win some silverware

OK so it's the Arsenal Ladies, the girls beat Charlton 3-0 at the weekend in the League Cup. In what could be a possible quadruple by trophy winning season for the girls and not even £300m being spent into the bargain.


And now some good news

The Arsenal will see the return of Dennis Bergkamp against The Munchkins of Bayern, also making a possible return to face the Germans from injury could be Edu and Bobby Pires. More good news is that Pascal 'Le Grande Oak' Cygan will be missing as he picked up and injury during the thrashing of Portsmouth at the weekend.


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Jens 'Mentalist' Lehamann 'it's a load of balls'

Our Mentalist goalkeeper and part-time street fighter Jens Lehmann has blamed the new Premiership balls made by Nike for his errors...hmm so that's why you try to come for corners when you have no chance? Or our failing quick remark you could read Jens comments here but think you  gooners may find it's a load of balls as well.


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Munchkin of Bayern monster powerhouse defender Samuel Kuffour has made the headlines by stated he will be leaving the Bavarian club in the summer and wants to join The Arsenal (and god couldn't we do with him).... Sebastien Frey has stated he will be leaving Florentina in the summer - so don't be surprised to see his name linked with a summer move, it has been for the last 3-4 years - so this summer shouldn't be any different....speaking of keepers Stuart Taylor (remember him?) has told The Arsenal to either play him or sell him. Seeing that the keeper situation isn't the best at Highbury at the moment it's a wonder why Saint Wenger hasn't given the young man from Essex a go, anyway.... Saint Wenger has promised big names in the summer thanks to the bumper £30m to spend in the summer sales - so expect everyone man and his dog to be linked with a move...



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