'Exclusive' still no real news as it's Internationals Week.. but guess what is he leaving or is he staying?

With the majority of The Arsenal players away for 'Internationals Week' and the other remaining boys sunning it up on a jolly with Saint Wenger in Gran Canaria - it's a bit of a slow week. However we have these 'exclusives':
According to some 'sources' Patrick 'Le Boss' Vieira will leave in the summer and sign for Inter. You know, Italia the place he despises because of the racial abuse he suffered there whilst playing for AC Milan and said he would never go there to play for a club. Apparently the I-talians are willing to offload Emre, Davids, Toldo and a bagful of filthy lucre into the bargain.
Thierry 'The King' Henry says he wants to sign for life at The Arsenal. Tel did say that last week but it's nice to be assured by his loyalty which isn't always on display in this day and age of the mercenary millionaire footballer.
Ashley "The best left back in the world™" Cole will 'do a Bosman' and walk away from Highbury when he his contract is up in 2007 (ok so it will be Ashburton Grove).
José Antonio Reyes has been quiet this week about his move to Real Madrid - obviously the Spanish press must be as bored of the story as we are.
Camp Freddie has stated he may quit international football. He has spoken to DB10 and looked at how Paul 'Dirrty Manc Ginga Bstad' Scholes' club form has changed since retiring from the international scene.
Jeremie Ali-Ali-Dere has spoken to German Magazine But! about a possible move to French outfit PSG. The injury prone young striker who has suffered with 'Jeffers Disease' for the pass two seasons is seeking to establish his career. Although it would remain to be seen if Saint Wenger would be willing to let the young 'un go because as we all know he rates him very highly.

Saint Wenger hails 'Best player outside the Premiership'

That would be ex-Gunner Steve Sidwell. Englishman and former Arsenal player 'Siddie' came through the Arsenal ranks winning back to back Youth FA Cups has been hailed by the man who sold him. In short Saint Wenger told him back then in 2003 that he wasn't good enough (remembering the likes of Ljungberg, Pires, Gilberto and a certain Vieira were ahead of him - so no shame there) but now in 2005 he could well buy him.

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round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Thierry Henry is still struggling with his calf strain after scoring that scorcher against the Hun in the UEFA Champions League... Louise Arrogant is still mouthy off about his €3000 fine (that's about £2.50 in real money) for racist comments, still insisting he isn't a racist. We await his next comments about not being understood... 'Exclusive' on Sly Sports Nigerian striker Oluwasegun Abiodun says it would be a dream move to join the Gunners, he is 'allegedly' attracting interesting from a shed load of clubs... Birmingham City Jail bird, liquor drinking, fast car driving and lamp post smashing bad boy Jermaine Pennant who is eligible for parole after spending about 2 weeks at her majesty's pleasure in sunny Milton Keynes looks like he will be signing a permanent deal with the midlands giants. Ex-boxer turned footballer turned football manager Steve Bruce says he wants the bad lad for life, now that's a punishment - living in Birmingham... Sebastian Frey has again sent out a 'come and get me plea' to anyone who's listening and will be playing in the Champions League next year, so that rules Liddypool out.... Bobby Pires again has said (again to anyone that's listening) that his fine for wearing his sponsors t-shirt rather than his national sponsors t-shirt for a tv interview is excessive and at £35k. We must admit that is quite an expensive fashion statement. Given that Louise Arrogant's £2.50 fine fro racist comments and Lazio mentalist Paulo Di Canio's £7000 fine for his nazi salute - it seems UEFA care more for fashion than for racism... With almost £30m in his back burner Saint Wenger will be linked to every player and his dog from now until the summer, so it comes as no surprise that another starlet is being tracked. Mamadou Niang who plays for Strasbourg is that said player, apparently Everton are having a butchers as well.. keep it locked, more news at 11...