Reyes in Real 'hint' - I want to go

Not so much a hint as a declaration. Our slick young Spaniard José Antonio Reyes has been speaking ahead of the World Cup qualifiers to Spanish papers rather than hoax Spanish radio shows this time that he wants to go to Real Madrid. Speaking to La Marca, the national media arm and mouthpiece of Real Geri-atico's he pleaded with tears in his eyes that he is unhappy at The Arsenal, London, England, you name it - he hates it and wants to return home to mama.

And this was in the same week Saint Wenger said he would persevere with the youngster despite an indifference in form this season. Well it remains to be seen whether Real will take the bait to Reyes 'hint' - but here is an artists impression if 'the slick one' does do the off.

But expect more twists and turns than Sylvain Wiltord on this one.

Cole-gate - next installment

The Premiere League have now formerly charged Ashley Cole, Jose Money andthe lottery winning chavs of Sarf West Londonfor the Cole-gate tapping up affair. It was obvious the Russian mafia backed club got caught with their pants down (not literally we may add) in holding the meeting with young Ashley.

As a result of that inquiry, the board of the FA Premier League has issued the following charges:
1 - Chelsea FC have been charged with a breach of Rule K3, governing approaches to players.
2 - Jose Money has been charged with a breach of Rule Q, governing managers' conduct.
3 - Ashley Cole has been charged with a breach of Rule K5, governing approaches by players to clubs.

So there you have it - it remains to be seen if the lawyers conducting this case will 'suddenly leave their posts' when guys in black suits turn up on their doorsteps as certain Swedish refs have when dealing with the lottery winning Sarf West London chavs of Chelski.

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round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Thierry Henry is back in training ahead of the French WC qualifying games... Seb Frey the Parma keeper says he wants to join a team in the Champions League during the summer sales transfer window, so expect him to be linked to The Arsenal from now until he signs for which ever club... that's about it no 'real' news as it's internationals week... keep it locked - more news at 11.