On tonight's show...

So little news that this is going to be REALLY concise.

If you don't already know, which you should do by now, Star Wars character and some time footballer Daniel Karbassiyoon has decided to stay in the country(side) and ply his trade for the mighty Burnley FC, who play in the Championship (we think). The youngster only played a hand ful of games for the Arsenal , namely the Mickey Mouse Cup where most of our youngsters get bloodied, not blooded as in and y 'The people's elbows' Todd's case, ok we know that was the FA Cup but there is so little news we're trying our best to stretch this story.

We wish the youngster a lot of luck, especially up there playing for the northern monkeys. Daniel allgoonerdup.com wishes you well.

Robinho wants Real Madrid move

Wagner Ribeiro who is also known as Robinho'od - steals from the rich and keeps the filthy lucre for himself, says Robinho wants a move to the Spanish ex-giants. However he still trying to get The Arsenal and Real Madrid to declare a bidding war and therefore trying to get as much filthy moolah for the young starlet, oh and himself.

Ex-Arsenal and all-round Mr Nice Guy Edu now at Valencia FC, has called for Saint Wenger to sign up his fellow country as he says he's 'a bit tasty' and would suit The Arsenal way of playing the beautiful game.

Ali-Ali-Dere nearly a jock?

Jeremie Ali-Ali-Dere is believed to be only a matter of days away to sign for the tartan side. French Manager Dominatrix has said the youngster to play games and be in their first team so he can 'see what he can do' to be considered for selection for Les Bleus - a bit like Bobby Pires then, non?

Allgoonerdup.com awards winners announced Friday 8 July

As it's officially the cricket season, Allgoonerdup.com is here to make the non-football season or summer as some people call it, a bit more painless and more fun by having the Allgoonerdup.com Awards, which has been 'coming soon' and will be here 8 July.
Email the site if you have your own idea for a particular award, all emails welcomed and will be laughed at, hopefully you have till Tuesday 5 July.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Absolutely nothing! ok the only bit of some news is Liverpool and another 'big' Premiership team, although it is thought Spurs and Bolton are in the reckoning, so that counts Spurs out are ready to hijack The Arsenal's move for Jack Hobbs... that's it, Keep it locked, more news at 11.