London hit by terrorists

We bring this edition of allgoonerdup.com giving thoughts and sincere condolences to the people who have lost their lives, loved ones, been injured and affected this morning in the attacks on London thought to be lead by a group calling itself the Secret Organisation al-Qaeda in Europe. This is indeed a very sad day. Our thoughts are we you, the families and the victims.

Juve in Vieira sensation

According to Sly Sports, there is a delegation of Juve Armani suited 'big boys' headed for North London to seal the move for Captain Paddy. We haven't checked to see if it's just rumours, but if you haven't seen it yourself, you can check the story straight from the horses mouth here.

Arsenal supremo Sir Peter Hill-Wood puffed on a big phat cigar and said exclusively "I've heard nothing about this at all," he said. "As far as I am aware it is just a rumour and we're talking to Patrick about signing a new contract and he seems very happy to stay."

and as well as Captain Paddy 'allegedly' the Italians also want to take 'contract rebel' Bobby Pires over to the Stadio Delle Alpi. It is thought 'allegedly' that if the name David Trezeguet is mentioned that the money men would be willing to sit down drink some Pinot and chat business, watch this space.

The Booty and the Beast

With Julio 'The Beast' of Baptista turning down the contract offered to him by Seville it is widely thought that if the sun worshipping merchant that is David Dein coughs up some more booty we will land the Brazilian striker, which is nice. As you know the permanently suntanned one offered £8m and the Spanish outfit are believed to want around a cool £10m for their star man.

With this transfer shenanigans taking more twists than a Sylvain Wiltord run, The Beast has spoken (again) of his desire to play in the Premiership or EPL as the Mancunian's in the red half of Manchester now call it.

The Beast in an exclusively gleaned report said “The interest from Arsenal has advanced the most and they have been informed of my situation at Seville.”

Old Beastie even claimed he had met Saint Wenger in Sao Paolo this week added: “We spoke about football.  Saint Wenger wanted to get to know me as a person and he talked to me about Arsenal and his team.

“My agent has told me that the Premiership is the richest league in the world because the broadcasting rights fetch a lot of money. So that should make the deal easier. He concluded as he licked his lips with relish thinking about all that filthy lucre he was going to get his hand s on.

Jesus can't believe we won... the Olympics that is.

With all the smart money (and even David Beckham's) being on the French to land the 2012 Olympics, it must of come somewhat of a shock when London was called as the winning entry. Be sure to see 'Londoners' celebrating by getting more drunk than George Best, p*ssing in the water in Trafalgar Square, street fighting and such like shenanigans.

We did have an 'exclusive' pic of a gypsy woman selling dodgy knock off Paris 2012 'official' t-shirts, however arsenal shorts beat us to it - so we'll let them have their glory, good work fellas.

Speaking of t-shirts - we go another comp

Allgoonerdup.com has once again teamed up with t-shirt meisters harderthansatan. This time you get to pick which t-shirt you want to win from their cool collection. All you have to do is pick the desired t-shirt and tell us why you should win, simple isn't it? The funniest one will no doubt win. Check the range of clobber at: www.harderthansatan.com

Another keeper heads out

In what must be a clear sign (oh sweet Jesus please) that Saint Wenger has lined up a decent keeper and not that dodgy Ricardo bloke from Portugal either, Graham Stack our ever loaned out player has been, you've guessed it - loaned out again. This time the big Irish bloke is going to Reading FC with a view to a permanent move in the January sales, although that depends on the outcome of his trial in September.

Alexand er Helb in training sensation?

It must be a 'no news day' today as we've scoured the web for interesting stories however all team talk can come with is 'Helb trains with The Arsenal'. Not sure why it made the news page, did they expect him to sit it out or do some knitting? Anyway you can believe us or waste 60 seconds of your life by going here.

Allgoonerdup.com awards Friday 8 July, it's nearly here!

As it's officially the cricket season, Allgoonerdup.com is here to make the non-football season or summer as some people call it, a bit more painless and more fun by having the Allgoonerdup.com Awards, which has been 'coming soon' and will be here 8 July.
Email the site if you have your own idea for a particular award, all emails welcomed and will be laughed at, hopefully you have till Wednesday 6 July.

Steven Gerrard changes his mind

Not one to play a game of 21 with old Stevie G with his, "er.. stick... er... twist... er.. stick... er twist..." repeat till fade. However you got to laugh at the fickle Liverpool supporters who were burning the 'traitors' shirt at 9pm the other night than ram raiding the club shop and all good sport shops Wednesday morning at 9am for their 'heroes' shirt. Some scouser's even getting up earlier than their hub cap nicking or burglary rounds. Well done Stevie G - priceless.

Allegedly there are some half price Gerrard shirts on sale in the Chelsea area as there is a job lot on.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

We got the Olympics, have that!.....that's it, Keep it locked, more news at 11.