On tonight's show...

The Arsenal sign Traore

OK Gooners don't groan Wenger hasn't lost the plot, it's not the hub nicking scouser of the Liverpool reds, who scores the odd great own goal but a French kid who plied his trade at Monaco, one of Saint Wenger's old clubs.

The Traore is Armand Traore, so be sure to see the red taps and other sites with the impeccable headlines such as 'Arsenal sweet on Armand' and 'Wenger nuts for Almand' and other great headlines.

And road up we nicked the 16 year old under the noses of the French team and they're not too pleased, however with a brown paper bag being handed over with the region of £500k sterling (that's English money, not that Euro tat) that should put a smile on the Monaco's managers face.

Nothing happens then two come at once..

Hot on the heals of the Traore signing, Saint Wenger has been at it again this time signing a keeper. However, hold your horses, this one is about old enough to play for the Boy Scouts. Vito Mannone, not be confused with the guy out of The Soprano's has been added to our swelling ranks of young 'uns.

The youngster was signed from newly relegated Atalanta, who also want a bit of 'combo' for training up the 17 year old. Again a figure oh lets call it €500k has been banded about, so that's about £17.50 which will buy you a nice pasta dish, bon appetite.

Ali-Ali-Dere now a jock?

It's official Ali-Ali-Dere is now a jock, he can be seen in the SPL wearing the colours of Glasgow Celtic. He will probably also be seen cracking about 30-40 goals in his season there such is the 'competition' on the other side of the fence, where the two teams play each other about 50 times home and away, blah, blah, blah..

Allgoonerdup.com awards winners announced Friday 8 July

As it's officially the cricket season, Allgoonerdup.com is here to make the non-football season or summer as some people call it, a bit more painless and more fun by having the Allgoonerdup.com Awards, which has been 'coming soon' and will be here 8 July.
Email the site if you have your own idea for a particular award, all emails welcomed and will be laughed at, hopefully you have till Wednesday 6 July.

Hobb nobs off to Liverpool Reds

With Saint Wenger buying up every young decent talent like it was going out of fashion he may of missed out on a 'one for the future'. Jack Hobbs who was practically in an Arsenal shirt the tail end of last week, will instead be seen in Liverpool colours as The Arsenal and Lincoln City could not agree on a decent package for club. It's believed the northern monkeys wanted a sell on fee - the thieving bstad's.

Tottenham 'nearly' sign Vieri

Well we have no proof but you can probably bet your house (and 'er indoors) that Sp*rs supremo Daniel Levy would of said that. Of course Vieri, the Italian ex-international and more grumpy than that one out of Snow white and the Seven dwarfs, Bashful, has of course signed up for AC Milano.

Is Hleb a cheeky monkey?

Not too be unfazed by his film star good looks, Alexander Hleb (pronounced however you want, we've heard loads even from a fellow Belarussian. blah blah blah) has claimed he's a monkey.. er no he claims he's the missing link. The missing link to The Arsenal's failure in Europe that is, now Cygan is worried as his role in the club was thought to be the missing link.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Juve are still sniffing around Patrick Vieira and Bobby Pires, er.. good luck... José Antonio Reyes has been given an improved contract to keep him at the club until 2010 according to his agent... Robinho has apparently agreed terms with Real Madrid ending any hopes of seeing the Brazilian star in an Arsenal shirt. Be sure for this story to take another twist in the coming minutes, hours, days, weeks... yawn.. The Arsenal's initial bid for (another) Brazilian Julio Babtista who plies his trade at Seville believed to be in the region of £8m has been turned down. It's all part of the 'game' and it's believed The Arsenal will flirt some more with the Spanish outfit and other more cash for 'The Beast'. Stories reportedly saying David Dein was purely in Spain to top up his tan are just speculation... that's it, Keep it locked, more news at 11.