The shock of it all...

Saint Wenger has claimed The Arsenal players were shocked when he decided to show ex-captain Patrick Vieira the door, (ok that's a bit of 'artistic licence'). We most people shocked that the big fella decided to 'do one' and play for Juventus, in fact most of the players were in the same boat. The Professor had this to say about the long legged players exit ”We have been touched by the departure of Patrick but we are getting better in that way. Slowly, every day we are getting stronger and stronger. At the moment we have focused just on the physical and technical side of our game. You could see our sharpness was better in the last game against Utrecht so I am very happy with the camp.

“What Patrick built is being re-built by Thierry taking over. It takes a little bit of time but I am very positive because we have faced this problem before. This time it was sudden, it was a shock. But the individuals will overcome it.”

and there you have it.

Well owl be damned

Former Arsenal starlet and player from the land of the Star Spangled Banner, Frankie Simek has decided to play his football Upnorth by clinching a move to northern monkeys Sheffield Wednesday, that there team The Arsenal beat twice to claim both domestics cups in 1993... bear with us good people it's a very slow news day and we're just trying to stretch this story, ok that's enough.

Allgoonerdup officially a Julio Bastido free zone

With all the shenanigans regarding 'The pain in the ass formerly known as The Beast' on off move to the Gunners finally coming to a head with the player admitting he doesn't see himself playing for The Arsenal, we have decided not to mention the fella's name on the site anymore, we are way past bored.

Now finally some good news

OK will it's not that 'Les Idiot' Pascal Cygan has finally got the hint and joined another team, Saint Wenger has admitted he is keeping an eye out for a new keeper, news I think which will be a major boost to all Gooners up and down the country. However we're not too sure the chemists will be as pleased as there will be major stockpiles of Valium about.

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round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Apparently trailist Alexand er 'It's all gone a bit Rigobert' Song is being considered to join the FA Cup winners. However to sweeten the deal with Bastia it has been suggested Sebastian Larsson will be offered to the French club...and that's ALL the news today, bit like a midget covered in sugar - short and sweet.... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked, more news at 11