On today's show

Wenger in keeper shout

The Arsenal coach Arsène Wenger has given a big shout out to mentalist keeper Jens Lehmann and believes the mad as a pack ferrets down a fat Yorkshireman's pants is back to his best form. Having been dropped last year for the ever dependable and unflappable Manuel Almunia, the German keeper has been in fine form this season and not got up to his usual shenanigans.

Saint Wenger, in this gleaned report commented: "I feel that Jens is back to his best form now. When his back is to the wall, he is mentally very strong.

"I never had a question mark about his quality. I just felt that sometimes he over-worked and lost a bit of his sharpness. He masters his training better now and he has been outstanding since the start of the season." Cue the big man with the funky afro getting up to his usual tricks and having a right 'mare against Bolton Wanderers tomorrow!

Road trip

The Arsenal turn their attention to the Premiership once again after the kids had a run out in mid week against Reading FC in the Mickey Mouse Cup. It will be all change and the usual suspects will be lining up against Fat Sam Allardyce's outfit. As we all know Bolton are something of a bogey team for The Arsenal, however The Gunners have had the best of the spoils on the last two occasions, one being the 1-0 F.A. Cup victory over the northern monkeys on our way to lifting the famous trophy at Cardiff.

The game once again will bring Bolton's long ball 'are you Wimbledon in disguise' tactics to the fore and will no doubt give all the traveling supporters neck ache. Also it will see short fuse mentalist, drink driving and serial gobbing bad boy El Hadj Dufus play against The Arsenal for the first time since that F.A. Cup tie where the player unsurprisingly got himself sent off for ungentlemanly conduct or something of the like.

Our friends at the Beeb once again have been kind enough to supply all the stats for the game. Do yourself a favour a get yourself over there and be the know all in the pub:
The Arsenal vs Bolton Wanderers: The Tail of the Tape.

New t-shirt contest next week!

We are pleased to announce another t-shirt contest coming your way. Our good friends at Harderthansatan have let us know they have designed a spanking brand new tee featuring The Arsenal captain and all round Mr Nice Guy Thierry Henry and to celebrate this joyous occasion one will be up for grabs. Check back for the chance to see the tee and how to win it, which will be the usual malarkey of answering a right easy question or something of the like, which is nice.

More on those northern monkeys shirt sponsors

Allgoonerdup is runner a 'Who should be American owned conglomerate Manchester USA Red Sox's new sponsors. The pick of the bunch so far is: Joel Boucher from London, who had us rolling around with this suggestion:

Delorean cars... 'Remember that car from 'Back to the Future?' It was really incredible when I was little but now its just a pile of sh!t...... much like Manchester Utd now I'd say'.
Good work Gooner

Keep sending in your suggestions of who you think should be the money grabbing and Asian touring Manc's next sponsor?' Send your answers to: thebloodymancs@allgoonerdup.com (copy and paste the address into your email client) - Remember it's just for fun, include your name with your suggestion to get a mention on the site, would be rude not to.

As we all know, the money grabbing northern monkeys will stop at nothing to earn more filthy lucre for their piggy bank and it's been suggested that instead of the team being sponsored by a sole company individual players will be sponsored:

Goonerbabe

Do you know any sexy gooners or simply want to put yourself forward? Well get sending. Let us know your name, age, where you're from, your favourite player, your favourite all-time Arsenal player and your favourite drink and anything else you want to spill. Not exactly Mastermind is it chaps and chapesses? Email us and attach your pics, it's that easy. This is the fans section, get cracking - it would be rude not too.

Hall of Fame has finally arrived

A bit like a British Rail train, you wait and wait and suddenly when you've given up all hope it actually turns up. What the devil are we chatting about? None other than one of the links we have at allgoonercup.com, the Hall of Fame section. Have a peak and let us know who you want added to this section, it would be rude not to: The Arsenal Leg-ends section.

Round-up in 60 seconds or less...

Spain linkage: The Arsenal have formed a new “technical partnership” with Spanish Primera Liga side Celta Vigo. The agreement with the Spanish side to develop young players is much the same deal The Arsenal have with Belgium team Beveren FC and will run for an initial three years... Dennis the Menace: Dutch leg-end Dennis Bergkamp admits it will be strange to hang up his boots after so long in the game. The 36 year old also 'bigged himself up' by saying Arsenal captain Thierry Henry is one of the best players to ever grace a football pitch. The Dutchman in this gleaned report said: "But now people have the privilege of seeing Thierry, and he's breaking record after record. I'm so pleased to have played alongside him." Before cheekily adding "Coming from me that must mean something because I've played with a lot of good players."...that's it for now... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked.