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On today's show

Slow news day

As there's not much in the way of 'proper' news today, has opted to break it down into little bite size chunks that even a half hungry Kylie Minouge could manage. First up, pop tart dating and Burberry wearing celebrity chav Ashley Cole is in woeful mood due to his long term injury. The Real Madrid bound left back commented: "At the start of the season, I felt really fit and I said to the physio's, which probably jinxed it, that I was hoping not to miss a game all season. Then that happened and I was gutted. I wanted to play all the games so that my move to Real in the summer would be a foregone conclusion."* As everyone and his dog knows the left back is out until at least January, with his fractured foot.

*Some of this story might of been sexed up

Real Geri-atico's (them again?) keeper Iker Casillas wont be coming to these shores any time soon as he has just inked is moniker on Real Madrid headed notepaper. His new contract is believed to be for another four years.

Hot of the press news is that sick note waving Belarusian footballer of the year Alexander Hleb will be in the squad to face Ajax in the Champions League next week.

The Arsenal captain and all round Mr Nice Guy Thierry Henryis heaping praise on young gun and heir to Dennis Bergkamp's throne, Robin van 'Lord' Persie. "Robin is always amazing, his goal against Blackburn shows he is playing with real confidence at the moment. If you look at it, he took a shot on a dead angle. That is a striker at his peak." Purred the Va va voom one, which is nice.

Cesc Fabregas is making news in the wake of the stories linking Saint Wenger to the hot seat of that there Real Geri-atico's (them again). The Spanish Wonderboy™ doesn't want Le Boss to go and revealed in this exclusively gleaned report: "Here in England, if you lose a game then people show faith and patience. That is priceless in your professional life as a footballer or a coach. In Spain, if you lose two or three games then the first thing everybody looks for is to sack the coach." Not to worry young Fab, we think there's more chance Andy Reid of Spurs fitting into a pair of size 40 shorts than Saint Wenger departing.

More on those northern monkeys shirt sponsors

As you know Allgoonerdup is runner a 'Who should be American owned conglomerate Manchester USA Red Sox's new sponsors. The pick of the bunch so far is: Joel Boucher from London, who had us rolling around with this suggestion:

Delorean cars... 'Remember that car from 'Back to the Future?' It was really incredible when I was little but now its just a pile of sh!t...... much like Manchester Utd now I'd say'.
Good work Gooner

Keep sending in your suggestions of who you think should be the money grabbing and Asian touring Manc's next sponsor?' Send your answers to: (copy and paste the address into your email client) - Remember it's just for fun, include your name with your suggestion to get a mention on the site, would be rude not to.

As we all know, the money grabbing northern monkeys will stop at nothing to earn more filthy lucre for their piggy bank and it's been suggested that instead of the team being sponsored by a sole company individual players will be sponsored:

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round-up in 60 seconds or less...

Another English kid leaves: Jordan Fowler a former trainee at the club has joined high flying Kettering Town, who's managed by none other than fun loving, kebab eating, World Cup hotel door breaking Paul Gascoigne... Quincy is on the case: Young gun and quicker out the traps than a scouser on dole dishing out day, Quincy, wants to take a leaf out of fellow countryman Robin van Persie's book. The quick footed forward is looking in Lord Persie's direction on how to make it at the club... Another defender linkage: Arsene Wenger is 'allegedly' being linked with a summer swoop for Monaco defender Patrice Evra... Today's news round has been like Kylie Minouge covered in sugar - short and sweet.. that's it for now... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked.

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