On today's show..

King Henry and Camp Freddie in Arsene love-in

New captain and all round Mr Nice Guy, Thierry Henry alongside pin-up and underwear exposing Freddie Ljungberg have come out in unison and spoken about their trust in Saint Wenger in using Cesc Fabregas as Patrick Vieira's replacement ahead of the new season.

As everybody knows, no new experienced 'midfield enforcer' has been bought to fill the gap left by the former long legged captain. However both King Henry and Camp Freddie believe and trust Monsieur Wenger's judgment in fielding the 18 year old Spaniard. King Henry had this to say "Cesc played really well against Chelsea and Gilberto came back really late from the Confederations Cup so he was short to start. But when he came on, he looked good, I would like to think that they can cope with the departure of Patrick."

Camp Freddie along the same lines stated "I trust the boss in his decisions. If he thinks there is a player who is good enough, whom he wants to add to the squad, then that is up to him. We will see what happens."

So there you have it, there's more quotes on this story but the above is about the crux of it. Remember good people 'Arsene knows'.

Mentalist Jens fancies a fight

No need to book ringside seats as Jens doesn't fancy a fight with just anyone. The nutty German has spoken out about the possible signing of a new keeper saying “Everybody who wants to play at a high level has to compete, Everyday in training and especially in the games, I have shown that I can perform when I really have to. I always need to show that I am still capable of doing it.” So it's only the new keeper that needs to be worried. Although in a 'leaked' story earlier today it was claimed the transfer of 'possible target' Sebastian Viera has fallen through due the Uruguayan failing his medical, oh great start.

Is Geordie boy Jenas going to be a Gooner?

The news on the grapevine is that Saint Wenger does fancy Geordie boy Jermaine Genius. However the price for the party boy who feels like he lives in a gold fish bowl rather than some swanky pad with girls on tap is 'too high'. It remains to be seen whether Le Boss will make a move to encourage the youngster to keep up the partying with a move to the bright lights of Londonium.

Strangely enough Newcastle United boss Graham Sourness, oops we mean Souness, er no we do mean Sourness, we were right first time - has quoted the price for Jenas at £15m. Three weeks ago the price quoted was £20m, it seems if Saint Wenger waits another few weeks he can probably get his man for £5m and throw in Pascal Cygan into the bargain, which would be nice.

T-shirt comp - winner announced on Friday

Thank you for all your entries and there were plenty. Remember we said the funniest one would no doubt win and er.. yeah there were plenty. The winner will be announced on the site on Friday - all we have to do know is go through all you funny Bobby Davro's entries, once again - nice one.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Hot of the press, is news that old warhorse Alan 'Elbows' Shearer is a doubt for the game on Sunday, which is nice...Our young guns including the likes of Dr Quincy, Justin Hoyte and Seb Larsson beat the reserve happy Hammers side on Monday night in the first game of the season. The score ended 3-2 with Larsson bagging a brace and super sub Nicklas Bendtner getting the other on 90 minutes, which is nice... oh you might of noticed a little game took place on Sunday, the Community Shield we believe. Well the score ended 2-1, we came up with such wonderful headlines like 'Drog bites Arse' but really couldn't be arsed (excuse the pun) and besides the game in two weeks is what really counts... Midfield kingpin and 'Invisible wall' Gilberto who's contract runs until 2008 says he wants to sign an extension, which is nice... but for now au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked, more news at 11.. if anything does happen later we'll give you an update..