On today's show..

Beat the clock

With there being only a few shopping hours left before the midnight buying curfew, all eyes are still on the dusty cheque book of David 'Double D' Deino The Arsenal money man. Well the breaking news, that we can exclusively reveal is.... absolutely nada, not a sausage no not even a dickey bird. Any Arsenal fan believing Arsene Wenger was going to 'pull something out the magic hat' can think again. There is a distinct lack of transfer activity down Highbury, putting it mildly it's about as as active as fat and y Reid in a Tottenham shirt.

So we can all wait on Saint Wenger's assumption that he was looking to bring in 'Two world class signings' and that was after signing the exciting midfielder Alexand er Hleb for £10m.

Good news? Bad news!

For all the pessimist Gooners out there, we can reveal, well courtesy of SkySports anyway that The Arsenal have bought someone.. hooray! But he is injured.. you what?

In what has to be the one of the most puzzling bit of business The Arsenal have pulled off since the re-signing of a 57 year old Jon Lukic by old boss and friend of Ian Wright Wright Wright, Bruce Rioch. Arsene Wenger who has made no secret for the last couple of weeks that he was after a shot stopper has opted for the world famous goalkeeper that is Mart Poom. Monsieur Wenger wanted to bring in a keeper to push mentalist Jens Lehmann for competition between the sticks. However it has also been revealed that the Estonian keeper Poom is still injured and will not see any action for up to four weeks?

We're not quite sure of who the agents in this deal was, however reports of a shady Russian oil Czar and a little Portuguese bloke have been reported. It has also been confirmed that due to the new signing, mad man Jens Lehmann indeed will not be losing any sleep knowing of his 'competition.'

Euro dates

Have your passports ready as The Arsenal have Euro tours to Amsterdam, Prague and Thun, which is in Switzerland as everyone knows now. For the full run down of the fixtures in the Champions League click here.

Paddy in Arsenal love in

Former Arsenal captain Patrick Vieira, who seems to be enjoying Italian life with The Old Lady of Juventus has been on the charm offensive. The Big man who went for nigh on £14m in the summer sales has told Nuts magazine in this exclusively gleaned report "It still hurts to have left Arsenal. I was there for ten years and I owe everything to the club. It will always be close to my heart.

"Wenger has a great eye for talent and I am sure he is already looking - they will get even stronger without me." Well think every Gooner is hoping just that Pat.

Walking in an Arsenal Wunderland

It's win a t-shirt time again. After the last competition we thought it would be rude not to give you boys and girls the chance to win this gem.

Harderthansatan the uber cool t-shirt boys have produced this new t-shirt in homage to Highbury. All you need to do is answer this simple question. The new stadium is of course named The Emirates Stadium, but if it was up to you - what would you call it? Remember the funnier the better.

Email us on: iwannafreebie@allgoonerdup.com
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Competition ends 30 Sept.

You can check more harderthansatan clobber out, which includes limited edition Arsenal players tees at: www.harderthansatan.com

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It's 'Still' up for grabs now - last week

Need to raise a smile or do you just want to kill some time? Well we have the perfect tonic for you which will put a smile on your face quicker than Kelly Brook in a thong.

For those people sporting computers older than David Hasselhoff's afro barnet you will need to download Flash. and you can get such said gimmick here pc or mac.

Tell your Liverpool mates if you have the misfortune to know one of those hub cap nicking scallies. Click on I want a smile on my face. Sit back and enjoy - again and again and again, it would be rude not to.

Sol gets a game

Arsenal rock and ever injured Sol Campbell got a 90 minute run out last night in the reserve game against northern monkey's Leicester. The big man had a steady game which ended 5-2 to The Arsenal. Goals from The Gunners came from Alex Cregg, Arturo Lupoli Lupoli, Nicklas Bendtner who got a double bubble or brace as the pundits call it and Ryan Smith.

With the lack of transfer activity down Highbury, be sure to see such amazing statements claiming that have Sol back is like having a new signing, that will appease the fans, bah humbug.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

It's Sunderland for me, with 'world class keeper' Mart Poom joining the FA Cup winners. Arsenal Starlet Justin Hoyte has got the dodgy end of the stick and had to shift up to Sunderland on a years loan. Good luck kid, remember to bring a big warm jumper up there...  Young Gun Cesc Fabregas must be reading from the 'Paddy Book of Arsenal Quotes' as he has told Arsenal TV that the kids will replace the big man and will still be a force without their former mentor.. that's it for now, au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked, more news at 11 maybe...