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The Arsenal, who will be in Group B have drawn the following teams in the Champions League:

Sparta Prague
and Big Boys of Thun (from Switzerland , nice homecoming for 'Big' Phil.

Which is nice as it means Dennis Bergkamp can get to those places via car/train/boat/bicycle/space hopper. Not ones to think that the draw is at all fixed what with those weighted balls. However, The Bank of Chelsea and the hubcap nicking scouser's of Liverpool are in the same group, which is nice.


Ooh aah Pascal Cygan

The scourge of opposition defenders and the hero of the Highbury terraces that is Pascal Cygan (yeah really) hit a two goal salvo in the 4-1 caning of mid table loving Sarf West Londoner's Fulham. The big man who combined skill, panache and a deft touch scored two class goals straight out of the top locker.

Cygan who was amazingly dropped in the first two games of the season ripped the helpless Fulham defence to pieces with his fearless attacking of the ball and non-stop commitment. The Folk hero who is on a comeback bigger than Michael Jackson was most impressive in his free role. Man of the Match Cygan took all the plaudits in this game as some geezer called Thierry Henry (you may of heard of him) scored the other two goals in the rout*.

*this is of course a 'decorative' version of the game but we thought we'd have more than usual.


Eye eye - get your money out

Arsenal Captain and all round Mr Nice Guy Thierry Henry is now just one goal away from equalling Arsenal Leg-end Ian Wright's goal scoring record. With the all time record being 185 not out, it's now only a matter of minutes before the record will be King Henry's. It goes without saying a new DVD will be on sale showcasing all the goals King Henry has scored since joining in 1999. So get your money out, would be rude not too.


Ali-Ali-Dere swaps Hoops for Hammers

Our French starlet, Jeremie Ali-ali-dere who has been plagued by 'Jeffers Syndrome' ie. injured all the freaking time, has left Glasgow Celtic for east enders West Ham. The youngster couldn't get a look in at the north of the border team managed by ginger midget and laugh a minute Gordon Strachan.

Jeremie was upset the move didn't work out said "I am very disappointed this has not worked out the way I thought it would. My mind was made up against Rangers on Saturday. I'm upset I never got the chance to show why I signed."

The east end club, which has become somewhat of a rest home for Arsenal strikers, with Ian wright, Davor Suker and John Hartson plying their trade can now add young Jeremie Ali-ali-dere to that list. The Hammers will take over the year long loan contract from Glasgow Celtic, which is nice.


Walking in an Arsenal Wunderland

It's win a t-shirt time again. After the last competition we thought it would be rude not to give you boys and girls the chance to win win this gem.

Harderthansatan the uber cool t-shirt boys have produced this new t-shirt in homage to Highbury. All you need to do is answer this simple question. The new stadium is of course named The Emirates Stadium, but if it was up to you - what would you call it? Remember the funnier the better.

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Are you having a really stressful time at work today, need to raise a smile or do you just want to kill some time? Well we have the perfect tonic for you which will put a smile on your face quicker than Kelly Brook in a thong.

For those people sporting computers older than David Hasselhoff's afro barnet you will need to download Flash. and you can get such said gimmick here pc or mac.

Tell your Liverpool mates if you have the misfortune to know one of those hub cap nicking scallies. Click on I want a smile on my face. Sit back and enjoy - again and again and again, it would be rude not to.


Wenger has a pop at The Bank of Chelsea

With Russian Mafia backed The Bank of Chelsea fast becoming football's (that's soccer to you lot reading this in the red half of Manchester, ok well Kent) public enemy number one, er.. lets make that they ARE public enemy number one Saint Wenger has had a go at the Sarf London chavs. The French coach normally quite reserved had this on his mind "I think what was missing from Sunday's game, first of all, was that only one of the teams was playing football."

The less said about Wimbl.. oops with mean The Bank of Chelsea's long ball tactics the better.

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Flag 'im, The Arsenal Leg-end, Dennis Bergkamp, it's still to be seen whether his grabbing the linesman flag in the game against Fulham will result in anything more serious, we'll just have to wait to see if the Man USA sponsored FA have cooked any charges up... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked, more news at 11 maybe...

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