On today's show..

Arsenal in league loss to Chelsea shocker

It had to happen one day and 21 August 2005 will go down in many a Bank of Chelsea supporters diary, it was The Chequebook Champions first defeat of The Arsenal in 10 years.

Not since the days of Mark Hughes and co would a Bank of Chelsea supporter seen this. With a proud record against The Bank of Chelsea stretching further than your father's hairline, the 10 year hoodoo has finally been broken - with the help of greasy haired Didier Drogba's shin.

In a game with limited chances, the one that counted was the flukiest goal you will see for a long time, Drogba even saw fit to 'give it some' to a chav in the crowd after an earlier howler was groaned by The Bank of Chelsea fans and laughed at by The Arsenal faithful.

In the first big clash between the two, The Chequebook Champions have the bragging rights and we're sending them a package of Jammy Dodgers for their troubles... lucky bstad's. We wont report on the, not one, but two penalty decisions which should of gone The Arsenal's way as that's just sour grapes and besides cant be @rsed anything else on this.

Cole told to drop it

You probably know about this already, well you should do if you've been reading the sites/papers. Saint Wenger has told Ashley Cole's solicitors to drop the case against his 'tapping up' appeal. Young Cole is still trying to clear his name even after his fine was reduced from 100 large to a more reasonable £75k which he should have covered with a weeks wages.

Is Freddie going to be ready?

After picking up a injury in the 25 minute, in the loss to The Bank of Chelsea on Sunday there are fears Camp Freddie may have a long injury lay off. The SuperSwede™ who smashed into the advertising hoarding's had an x-ray on the knee injury. Afterwards Saint Wenger said "The first X-ray was clear. I feel that we need a scan on Monday because he cannot walk. He is on crutches and it was a disappointing to lose him at that moment in the game."

More news on the injury should come through at some point today, keep 'em crossed - as we need Camp Freddie and his goals more than ever.

It's up for grabs now

Are you having a really stressful time at work today, need to raise a smile or do you just want to kill some time? Well we have the perfect tonic for you which will put a smile on your face quicker than Kelly Brook in a thong.

Tell your Liverpool mates if you have the misfortune to know one of those hub cap nicking scallies. Click on I want a smile on my face. Sit back and enjoy - again and again and again, it would be rude not to.

Captain Titi - papers chatting nonsense

If anyone read the red tabs over the weekend, you would of read such startling headlines such as 'Thierry heading out', 'Henry in ultimatum'. However our new captain and all round Mr Nice Guy who on a weekly basis says how much he loves The Arsenal and is committed needn't worry. As before the papers could jump on the 'none story' of young Terrence leaving, our rocket fuelled captain said "To set the record straight, the only thing I have said to the media about a new contract is that talks are on."

Captain Titi then continued "I made absolutely no mention of quitting Highbury." That's good enough for us.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Ouch, After leaving The Arsenal for pastures new, Nice Guy Edu who saw more of the treatment table than the pitch is at it again. After leaving on a 'Bosman' to join Spanish outfit Valencia the brazilian with the sweet left foot is... yep you guessed it - injured. He has gone an done his 'cruciate' which means up to six months out... au reviour mon amis... that's your lot for today... Keep it locked, more news at 11 maybe...