Flamini - Let's 'ave ya

Young gun, Mathieu Flamini has given out a battle cry ahead of the upcoming season. In this exclusively gleaned report courtesy of The Current Bun, the young Frenchman had this to say “When you look at what’s happened at Chelsea, you realise they’re a bit of a special case. But we fight them with what weapons we have and we’ve got a very good team with great quality.”

The midfielder was in fine form as he continued speaking about the loss of PV4 (you remember him right?) however Flamini sees himself as a possible ready made replacement for the big fella as he stated "It's very pleasing to know that the coach has confidence in his players. We've all had chances to prove ourselves.

"After the sale of Vieira I think our stability will be recovered. We've got real quality in this team."

Kenyon gives it the big 'un

Now that his pockets are filled with filthy Russian lucre, ex Manchester Red Sox chief executive is speaking it up and doing more talking than the 'Special case' José Money.

This time Peter Peter blank cheque book beater, claims that the champions this season will 'come from a small group of one'.

Indeed, the money launderer that is Kenyon is so confident of retaining the title that he is already talking about the effect it will have on Chelsea as a club, meaning they will have won three titles..ooh!

"The winner of the Premier League will come from a small bunch of one," Kenyon told Chelsea TV.

He continued to chat a whole more bunch of cossacks but we got real bored of the mouthy 'new' kid with all the cash.

Oh and 'King of the Chavs' John Terry had to add his two pence worth in regards to Arsenal finding it harder next season now that PV4 has gone, but we can't be arsed to even write what the former Junior Master Mind contestant had to say.

Owen going nowhere, well not Highbury at least

The super rocketed midget that is Michael Owen isn't coming to Highbury so says Saint Wenger. When quizzed about the possibility of signing the England forward now that Real Madrid have signed two Arsenal targets, Robinho and Julio Bastido, Monsieur Wenger had this to say “I like Michael Owen personally,” said Wenger. “But I have not made any approach. I have Van Persie, Reyes, Quincy and Lupoli. So there are plenty of strikers. He is not a priority.”

Viera to sign?

No not that Viera. This is the Uruguayan version called Sebastian Viera. Apparently we have signed him/will sign him/not signed him and put our trust in Almunia - delete where applicable. Well no one really knows, well all apart from Arsene, who say's that this shot stopper who apparently is just slightly taller than Willie Carson's shorter brother is 'One of the options'. Watch this space.

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French forward Emmanuel Adebayor has issued a 'come and get me plea' to Saint Wenger.... and that's ALL the news today, bit like a midget covered in sugar - short and sweet.... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked, more news at 11