On today's show..

The Arsenal in signing shock

It's true a bloke done the pub told us, well actually we just read it on the Sky Sports site, so it must be true eh? The Arsenal have finally dipped their two's in the water to make a signing and it's the cousin of the fellow who used to play for Liverpool that there Rigobert Song. Well David 'Double D' Deino has finally got his dusty cheque book out and signed Alex Song, however it is a loan deal.

The youngster Alex Song, not David Deino who has played in many of the friendlies during the summer seems to have impressed Saint Wenger enough to merit a year long loan deal from newly relegated French outfit Bastia.

The 18 year old who can play in defence and midfield was understood to be wanted by French championees Lyon and Seria A outfit Inter but decided to put his moniker down on The Arsenal letter headed paper, which is nice.

Only one 'Rocky' Rocastle

The Arsenal have announce that it's charity for the upcoming season will be that of former Arsenal Leg-end and stylish midfield player David Rocastle.

The David Rocastle Trust was founded in memory of 'Rocky' who died too early aged 33 years old in 2001. Read more here.

You can read more about the trust here as well: www.davidrocastletrust.org.

Young Ashley loses his appeal

The London hotel visiting left back that is Ashley Cole alongside José 'The Special Case' Money, The Bank of Chelsea coach have had their 'Tapping up' appeals turned down by the Manure sponsored F.A. However the panel was nice enough to reduce their fines from £100,000 and £200,000 respectively to a more economical £75,000. The (probably) weeks wages shouldn't hit either's back burners too much.

Young Ashley, however is still intent on fighting the fine and have this saga crack on for even longer by appealing to the European courts for Restraint of Trade. Meaning this is going to drag on even longer than Vanessa Feltz arse.

King Thierry in Frank Sinatra shout

Oh yes it is a slow news day, this little piece in case you don't know, which you should. However if you don't, the all round Mr Nice Guy Terrence says he will take the captaincy and 'Do it my way' hence the Sinatra link. He is quoted as saying Big Tone 'Mr Arsenal' Adams was vocal whereas Big Pat was leading by example and he'll will take a little from column A and a little from column B. That's it.

T-shirt comp - winner announced on Friday

Thank you for all your entries and there were plenty. Remember we said the funniest one would no doubt win and er.. yeah there were plenty. The winner will be announced on the site on Friday - all we have to do know is go through all you funny Bobby Davro's entries, once again - nice one.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Sign him up, there is talk on Spanish radio that Cesc Fabregas has signed an extension to his Arsenal contract which will tie him to the club until 2011.... An Arsenal XI beat Southern Counties big guns Boreham Wood 6-2 in the final pre-season friendly of the summer. The scorers to hit the onion bag where José Reyes with a hat trick, Lord van Persie with a brace and contract rebel Bobby Pires with the other... au reviour mon amis... Keep it locked, more news at 11..