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Greeting all Gooners, here's another chance to 'remind' any of your mates from the Lane just how much you care for them by emailing them this fab St Totteringham Day greetings card.

Cards are for special occcasions and this season is no different. St Totteringham Day happens every year like your birthday or Christmas, there's only two times you can count when St Totteringhams Day hasn't been celebrated, get sending - you know it makes sense.

Simple click on the card to download it and email it to a 'friend' to show your caring nature, it would be rude not to.

Now it's the Super Swede' turn to be injured

Just when you thought the day had finally come for The Arsenal to name a full team along comes another Darren and erton this time in the shape of Camp Freddie who misses the weekend clash against the northern monkey's of Middlesboro.

Our SuperSwede™, sometimes Calvin Klein model and female eye cand y has a hip injury which rules him out. Included on the sicknote list sponsored by Darren and erton is Mathieu Flamini, Justin Hoyte and the ever injured and Valencia bound Edu. However good news is afoot as Sol 'The Rock' Campbell, DB10,Patrick 'Le Boss' Vieira and Philippe 'the new Tony Adams' Senderos are back, which is nice.

Radio prank boy says he's Happy

This week: Young slick gunslinger José Anotonio Reyes says he's happy at The Arsenal. Reyes told the currant bun newspaper: "Joining Arsenal was the best decision I've ever made. There's been a lot of talk that I want to join Real Madrid this summer but the truth is that I'm happy at Arsenal.

The boy should ofquit whilst he was ahead as he then blurted out "But nobody must forget that Spain is my country and Real Madrid are the best team there. So, if they want me, it's understand able I'd think about it seriously.

Next week: Be even more surprised when José reveals he wants to quit The Arsenal, yawn.

Jeremie Ali-Ali-Dere play me or I'm Le off

Our freshed oranged faced striker has this week again told The Arsenal boss to play him or sell him. The orange one is eyeing a return to PSG if he cant make the grade at The Arsenal. However Saint Wenger in reply to Ali's rant told the youngster to get fit and stop getting injured for more than five minutes and then we'll see how you get on.

Gilberto to get new deal

Gilberto must be the only player to prove his worth by NOT playing. The Brazillian international has 12 months to run on his current deal and Saint Wenger is eager to tie the 'Invisible Wall' down to three more years at Highbury - and then the Emirates Stadium. It hasn't gone unnoticed how much Gilberto has been missed during his long lay off - hopefully showing The Arsenal fans that he is proper.

Win an EXCLUSIVE T - shirt - there's still time!!

How would you lucky lucky people like to be the owner of this very exclusive brand new Dennis Bergkamp t-shirt? Well here's your chance. Our friends, the extremely funny and dark guys at harderthansatan have produced another funky limited edition design. ONLY TEN copies of this t-shirt are available.

All you need to do is answer this very simple question. Which teams did Dennis Bergkamp score his first and 100th Arsenal goals against? Remember we are looking for TWO teams - a lot of you have just put one team, cmon concentrate and read the question!

For a chance to win this very tasty limited edition t-shirt, forward your answers and
your t-shirt size to:
db10tshirtcomp@allgoonerdup.com
The competition will now run until Friday 2nd May 2005.

good luck Gooners.

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Look what we found

On their travels one of the allgoonerdup.com team went to the library to do some research and came across this little gem.

It's not known howthe lottery winning chavs of Sarf West Londonmanager's book is selling, although we advise not to buy this as he mostly talks about himself.

A European limited edition is apparently being penned at the time of this report.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Sol Campbell's older brother has given a fellow student 'a bit of kicking' for suggesting that The Rock 'kicks with his other foot' even though 'alledegly The Big Man is giving Dido a seeing to. Although it was nice gesture by his brother to show the student the way - he now faces a possible jail term, which isn't nice....Louise Arrogant's fine has been upheld by the Spanish F.A meaning the Spanaird will still have to pay his fine of £8.50 for racist comments...Patrick 'Le Boss' Vieira   has said that he doesn't like having the FA Cup semi final at Cardiff saying it takes away from the passion of the final... Keep it locked, more news at 11.