Dennis t-shirt for grabs

You only have a matter of days to win this limited edition Dennis Bergkamp t-shirt, so get cracking.

Our friends harderthansatan have produced another funky design. ONLY TEN copies of this t-shirt as modeled by Easyjet founder Stelios and personal friend of our non-flying Dutchman are available.

Simply answer this question:
Which teams did Dennis Bergkamp score his first and 100th Arsenal goals against?

Click the link, give us your answers and t-shirt size. Lovely, job done:

or you can copy and paste the email address:
db10tshirtcomp@allgoonerdup.com

The competition will now run until Monday 2nd May 2005.

good luck Gooners.

Tel more likely to miss final than play

That's the official verdict on our goal king. Meaning not only will TH14 miss the rest of the season but also miss out on Ian Wright Wright Wright's goal record. Which looks to stay in tack for a least the start of next season. There's better news on Camp Freddie though, it is believed he will be fit enough to feature against US owned Manchester Red Wildcats for the 21 May showpiece.

Wallpaper 'em

Remember to remind any of your Sp*rs friends just who are the guv'nors in London and hit them up with this 'official' Arsenal wallpaper, it would be rude not to.

Click Wallpaper, download and email the image and wind your Sp*rs mate up.

Tottenham Hotspuds manager has a laugh

Martin Jol-ly fatman The Sp*rs manager has said he was disappointed for the fans that the Spuds didn't beat The Arsenal on Monday but promises they will 'One day'. Monday wasn't really the best barometer of Sp*rs achieving that feat as they were completely outclassed and if a team could get thrashed 1-0 then that match was a perfect example.

Saint Wenger - Beware of Bolton

With every Bank of Chelsea fan and their dog (Shep) believing all they have to do is turn up at The Reebok Stadium in order to walk away with the Premiership title, Arsene Wenger is in bullish mood. Wenger believes Bolton will give them a hard game and should not be underestimated. With Bolton an outside bet for the Uefa Champions League spot, they have aspirations of their own - which means they have it all to play for against the lottery winning chavs of Sarf West London - which is nice.

Unsurprisingly Sam 'The Walrus' Allardyce has had a pop at Chelski counterpart José Money ahead of the big clash on Saturday. Big Sam has claimed Saint Wenger should be known as 'The Special One' for all that he has achieved in the English game. "Wenger has been the best foreign manager in this country. He is one of the most successful managers there have been here and he showed the way forward in this country with the players he has brought in... blah blah blah". Although we wouldn't read too much into Big Sam's comments as we're sure he would be saying something completely different and even sell his own mother if he thought he could wind up the opposition. However all Gooners will be wanting a Bolton win on Saturday but will be taking his comments with a pinch of salt.

However Fat Frank Lampard has come out and said if The Bank of Chelsea win the league at Bolton on Saturday and at Anfield against Liverpool on Wednesday in the Champions League semi-final he will 'put his feet up'

Here's an artist impression of Fat Frank after three days if were to do just that.

round-up in 60 seconds or less..

PV4 has said the FA Cup Final on 21 May will be between the two best teams in England , well it will be when you don't take The Bank of Chelsea into consideration... Ginger Scholes has said Manure have had a disappointing season, even if they become only the second team to beat London Russians. Also the ginger fouling cheating Manc wants The Arsenal to slip up so the Mancs can sneak that second spot in the league... Gilberto is the next Arsenal player to believe we're still in the title race until it's mathematically not possible. That's the spirit. He also says he wants to discuss an extension on his Arsenal contract - which is nice... DB10 has said he wants to end his career at The Arsenal... Sidney Govu is the latest player to be linked with a summer sale to The Arsenal. The Lyon skipper and striker is seen as the ideal replacement for radio prank boy José Antonio Reyes should he want to 'do one' and leave for Real Madrid...that's it Keep it locked, more news at 11.