Bobby in SOS FA Cup shout

Bobby 'What's the French for' Pires has said winning the FA Cup could 'Save Our Season'. With runaway trophy buying the lottery winning chavs of Sarf West Londonon course to land the Premiership from the rightful Champions in a matter of weeks, Bobby has come out fighting stating winning the cup wouldn't just a consolation prize but seen as a success. Asked if the FA Cup would merely be a consolation prize, Pires said: 'Not at all. We as players want to win all the time and believe me, we all know how important the FA Cup is to our supporters. We can still be a success you know.' The FA Cup is one of the trophies Chelski couldn't buy this season, so let's hope we progress to make it four finals in five years - a very impressive record you'll find'*

Other news on the game is that Camp Freddie and José 'fonzarelli' Reyes should both be fit for the high noon fixture, which is nice. However Valencia bound and always injured Brazilian Edu is still, well, injured - this time it's his thigh.

*some of this statement might not be 100% accurate.

New item available in the Chelski shop

One of our roving reporters has been at it again, sniping around the oppositions catalogues and shops just to see what type of merchand ise can be bought. One of the chief finds was this cheeky little item. It's not known whether this item will be readily available in the Gunners Shop unfortunately.

Jail bird seals Brum move - extended report

Birmingham loanee and lamp post smashing, soap-on-a-rope loving Jermaine Pennant has sealed his switch to the midland giants on a permanent basis. Ex-boxer turned football manager Steve Bruce has said all along he wanted the bad boy prison tag footballer on a permanent basis.

The young lag recently stated that he would see what The Arsenal would do in regards to a contract extension however on hearing Saint Wenger telling him 'Le jog on' Pennant 'finally' realised his future lies away from Highbury. The lag took a parting shot adding "I always wanted a chance to try and fulfil my potential at Arsenal but I hit a brick wall. Then a lamp post, then a garden wall, then jumped the kerb and hit a tree"*
*the last part of this statement might not be 100% correct.

Pennant has taken heart in his move to the midland giants by saying Matthew Upson managed to turn around his fortunes by joining the midland outfit and even bagging an England place. However in doing so Young Matty didn't have to spurn numerous chances and get thrown into jail for his revival.

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round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Chelski are 'allegedly' ready to splash out £18m on Man Citeh savior and all round good guy SWWWP... Lilly Savage is likely to be in the Blackburn Rovers team for the weekend high noon FA Cup clash against The Arsenal... John 'King of the Chavs' Terry is winning his injury fight and should be in line for the (another) 'must win' Premiership game... oh and Dennis is still waiting... Thierry Henry has been named amongst the contenders for Footballer of the Year, which will either be won by 'Fat' Frankie Lampard Jnr or John 'King of the Chavs' Terry - allegedly.... Morten Gormless-Gamst Hedersen-Pedersen the bleach blonde northern monkey is talking it up and has stated Blackburn Rovers aren't scared of The Arsenal ahead of the FA Cup clash...Keep it locked, more news at 11.