Saint Wenger in league
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Saint Wenger wants the league played until August as The Arsenal have hit formed, ok he's joking. Even our bookish manager has a funny side when after the 1-0 win over a defensive, eleven men behind the ball, put the bus in front of the goal Middlesboro team he joked “Our confidence is high, but unfortunately the season will soon be over. I now wish we could play until August. Perhaps I will have a little word with the Premier League.”

The winning goal was scored by Bobby 'what's French for 'putting the bus in front of the goal' Pires, in what was a bit of pin ball wizardry. The goal didn't come until the 73rd minute but was good enough to grab all points on display. It was back to the old chant, 1 nil to The Arsenal and not surprisingly a clean sheet was kept as Philippe 'the new Tony Adams' Senderoswas restored to the side in place of Pascal 'Le Grande Oak' Cygan - which is nice. An all round good day as the lottery winning chavs of Sarf West London drew with the midland giants of Brum and Manure came away from their Norwich expedition the wrong end of a 2 nil drubbing. Next up in the league is the lottery winning chavs of Sarf West London - it's all up for grabs... it is now (well almost).

King Henry (Part One) - we're gonna smash & grab

The King is following Camp Freddie in the 'we are not out of the title race yet' routine. The King after the 1-0 against Middlesboro and Chelski's 1-1 draw with Brum said "There is still some hope there for the title,we are going to try and grab what we can. Obviously to finish first would be more than amazing, and second, we are going to do our best, but psychologically it would help us."

Bobby Pires to get rolling contract

As with any player over 32 Saint Wenger has a tendency to put them on rolling contracts, this too will apply to Pires confirmed The Saint. Pires as it has been much publicised is one player not willing to quit struggling The Champions and club in a crisis. Fans shouldn't read too much in Pires 'only' getting a rolling contract from the 2006 season as DB10 who's now 36 has been on one for the previous four seasons and you don't see the great Dutchman complaining too much.

King Henry (Part Two) on course for Golden Boot

Thierry 'The King' Henry who had a barren one game spell without scoring at the weekend is not only on course to win the Premiership Top Goal Scorer title (for the third year running no less) is also on course to win the European Golden Boot. The King currently has 50 points with his closest rival Marek Mintál of FC Nuremberg on 44 points, which is nice.

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round-up in 60 seconds or less..

Old 75% Proof Nose is having a pop at The Arsenal (who else?) regarding the FA Cup semi-finals being played at Cardiff. The whiskey smelling, Norwich country yokel losing, mad despot has claimed it was The Arsenal's idea to have the games staged there, meaning the journey for their hardcore local fans in Kent will have to get up even before the go to sleep in order to make it to the game....Our super left back understudy Gael Clichy who was injured in training before the game against Middlesboro at the weekend could possibly be out for the rest of the season.... Let's all laugh at Manure and say well done Norwich - good work boys.. Keep it locked, more news at 11.